Polly

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop #ToryCorruption

@keithedwards @Acyn Always been like that.

is there a dementia that turns you gay

@AndyBurnhamGM @WorldFamousHot1 @Keatingite Love a bit of Christy Moore, maybe Joxer Goes to Stuttgart in this World Cup year.😉

@Keatingite Whaaaat?!

I like Andy. Terrible taste in music though.

@Parody_PM Con Pair

Name this buddy movie about a plumber and a multi-millionaire grifter who are forced to work together to pull off a huge con.

@rugbyleagueontv Blow out after blow out. Dreadful.

Delayed kick off at Leeds to 8.15 if you wish to flip matches at half time.

@Midge1415 Dum fucker

@Acyn Do they fuck.

Trump on cognitive test: They had a question like. Pick a number, sir — any number. Okay, 203. Multiply it by 9. Divide by… 2. Add on 1,324. Subtract 1,292. Multiply it one more time by 19. What is the answer, sir? And I got it right.

@johnnyddavidson Drop down to 10 in SL and Champ, call the SL1 & SL2, bring in P&R, job solved.🤷‍♂️

Huddersfield are a Championship club in disguise

@patriottakes @Acyn It seems like #TrumpEpsteinFiles is no longer putting out his own posts, or he as no idea who he, or is son, are!

Trump claims he can’t go to Don Jr’s wedding in the Bahamas because “it is important for me to remain in Washington, D.C., at the White House during this important period of time.” However, the White House already said he is going to his New Jersey golf club this weekend.

@archer_rs @Hepworthclare As Roy Castle didn’t say, #Accountabilty, oh ho, accountability!!

Nigel Farage has cancelled both of the Press events that were scheduled for today in Makerfield. He is refusing to have any interaction with the media, in particular any TV.

@archer_rs What a w⚓️

Strong rumour that former Conservative MP Danny Kruger who defected to Reform Party Ltd in September last year may well be returning to the Conservatives after expressing his unhappiness with Farage's financial affairs. Negotiations are apparently ongoing.

@SkySportsNews But can any of the play left back?

The number of English police officers going to the World Cup this summer has been cut by 92 per cent 🚨

@FabrizioRomano I heard that it’s actually DJ Ed Spence and he’s there for the parties. 🙄🙄 #England

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 OFFICIAL: England squad for the 2026 World Cup!

@MatofKilburnia @aloverallover Starmer

@aloverallover Bin Laden, Queen Elizabeth, Piers Morgan - we have some absolutely dreadful people as fans

Keep in mind, in all of this, that Queen Elizabeth was an Arsenal fan 😭

@phsgroup @ProstateUK @GMB @Morrisons They do have them in my local @marksandspencer

Featured on today’s @GMB, @Morrisons is the first UK supermarket to roll out our male incontinence bins in every store, supporting dignity and more inclusive spaces, in partnership with @ProstateUK. Read more here >> tinyurl.com/4dfwsup #BOGStandard #phs

@WorldFamousHot1 @ManCity @lilypod1803 @pumafootball Odd timing.

@ManCity @lilypod1803 @pumafootball Not now lads

A full gradient of sky blue. Finished with a full monochrome crest. The 2026/27 @pumafootball x @mancity home kit is not your typical home kit. Shop 🔗 mancity.co/HomeKit2627

@AVFCOfficial Channeling his inner Kirsty Hanson with that goal!!🤣

EMI BUENDÍA, FROM ARGENTINA 🇦🇷 He cuts inside on his left foot and finds the top corner! 🤩

@Protect_Wldlife @carolehope2 What a CUNT

What satisfaction can you get out of shooting a stationary animal from a few metres away?!? 😡 #BanTrophyHunting NOW!

@BareLeft @MatofKilburnia It must be tough because there aren’t any pubs in London so I understand why they have bars in their workplace.

Can only assume Parliament is absolutely packed with (barely) functional alcoholics from the reaction this got in the chamber, and the way they've all decided the hill they want to die on is getting pissed at work.

@mattletiss7 Fair point but you’d have to have a long list of specific instances to cover this, and other than the playoffs you couldn’t write this scenario. Or, if caught cheating during the playoffs you’re automatically kicked out.

When the efl made the rule change after bielsa was caught spying, wouldnt it have been sensible to put alongside that what the punishment would be if the crime was committed. That would’ve saved them a lot of trouble. I think it’s important that the punishment fits the crime btw

@RedWoodyLFC @SkySportsNews

@SkySportsNews Confused? You will be So all 3 teams rock up at Wembley? FML

BREAKING: Saturday's Sky Bet Championship play-off final between Hull City and Middlesbrough will kick-off at 15:30. Should the outcome of the ongoing appeal process result in the final being contested by Hull City and Southampton, the kick-off time will remain at 16:30 🚨