kate (indoors)

The reason why Reform is polling so well is that people who care about their policies (mostly immigration) are going to vote for them regardless of winning only a handful of seats. 🟢 The reason why Greens aren't polling as well as Reform is because people who support their policies are planning to vote for Labour instead. 🔴 The reason Labour is polling so well is because people hate the Tories. 🔵 The Tories aren't going to win, so you really don't have to vote for Labour. 🍞 Tories are toast. Let's make Labour toast, too. ❎️ Vote for the policies. Vote Green.

excuse me 911? yes i'm calling because my cat's head is very small. her head is so small, and soft, like a little apricot, which is why i need an ambulance

@TfL 196 towards elephant and castle

@mskateastrophe Hi Kate, which direction are you travelling towards? ^SA

@TfL is the 196 running? There is no live info and there hasn’t been a bus at Norwood junction for 25 mins

@TfL Hi, ones finally arrived 33 minutes after I arrived- it’s supposed to be every 12-15 mins but I haven’t waited less than 20 minutes for weeks. There’s also no live information on the tfl go app or any bus stops.

@mskateastrophe Hi kate, sorry to hear you're having to wait longer than normal for the 196 bus. There are no reported issues on this. I hope you get a bus soon. ^PS

@TfL hi, is the 196 to Norwood junction running? There’s no live information available and I’ve been waiting 20 minutes

Full of apologies… full of deference… full of self deprecation and emojis so they don’t hate us. When will women in some of the most senior positions in the land be able to stop writing emails like this?

The 3 bank holidays this month have effectively been a trial run of a 4 day workweek in the UK. What are the results? Incredible national happiness, a surge in demand and economic activity. No negative impact on productivity. A breath of fresh air for creativity, rest and love.

The really unjust thing about tuition fees isn't the fees themselves but a) the interest rate that makes paying it off virtually impossible, meaning it's essentially a tax and b) the subsequent refusal to admit it's a tax, giving grads a higher marginal tax rate than billionaires

@gerhard_jack Key it

Cars are a plague on our cities. Yes it is parked. The sheer entitlement of thinking it's ok to block the pavement, bike lane and on a red line.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: one full size cat, one kitten, one very happy lady

update: two kittens.

is there anything that compares to the joy of a kitten asleep on your lap?

@robyngerhard omg I googled that too

we have snuggles this is not a drill!!!

my cats are sleeping next to each other and I’ve never been so excited in my entire life

I’ve had this cat for less than 48 hours and it is taking literally all my strength to not post 90000000 pictures on every single group chat and social media platform

It’s so cold in my flat that I think I’m going to have to take up quilting

just to be 100% clear, I will be in unwavering support of strike action to improve pay conditions until there are no more billionaires left on planet earth

i’m manifesting taylor does a dear john/would’ve, could’ve, should’ve mashup bc i honestly want my mental health to be destroyed in that stadium

My favorite thing about Midnights is that Taylor Swift gives a bit of something for everyone. Do you hate yourself? Are you in love? Have you recently reported your enemy’s white collar crimes to the FBI?