melissa williams

It's such an honor to train for the Boston Marathon this year and so proud to rep team #DFMC

@mrmonr0e I'm screaming laughing OMG this made my morning hahahahhahahhaha

@murphybedmary don't even get me started. 😂

i don’t understand holyoke culture AT ALL

me at my desk listening to the complete @hadestown OBCR

@S_fletcher @SirTophamHatt Love that you categorized. In my house we stan Chris Evans 100%.

@SirTophamHatt @msmelwilly Surprisingly - I agree with all of this. But because of the Zoe Church ish I'm thinking: Superhero: Chris Hemsworth Person: Chris Evans Sex: Chris Evans

I’ve decided to watch all the Marvel movies in the recommended order with @S_fletcher so we can ride this Endgame #hypetrain

Keep it.

@SirTophamHatt who's your favorite chris?

10. Guardians of the Galaxy Completing the trifecta of my Chris-centric sexual awakening, I was too distracted by Quill to remember the plot. Something about an Infinite Stone, mixtapes, and Howard the Duck. I'd give it a 7.5, but the lack of Loki easily bumps this to 8/10

one taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain

@SirTophamHatt @S_fletcher

@msmelwilly @S_fletcher Look at his shirt!

@SirTophamHatt @S_fletcher I’m lol-ing

@S_fletcher I literally only said this to you

Everyone yesterday: "Are you today's date? Because you're 10/10." Me today: "Are you today's date in dd/mm format? Because you're an 11/10."

and the texting leads to tweeting, and the tweeting leads to stress, and then there is no afternoon left

@SirTophamHatt Everyone constantly makes fun of the font size on my phone. Welcome 2 the club.

I changed my display settings to scale and increase the font size. 👴

@jackiemarie_ the fact I didn't even get his name right proves the anger.

@SirTophamHatt 😭😭😭😭

I’m a little seal girl Living in the real world And it’s so hard to get by

📨 Bostonians send more emails when it’s between 30 and 60 degrees out. - bit.ly/2pxpbwz via @Yesware

I enjoy eating meals in bed so much that I am considering buying an additional bed expressly for that purpose.

"They row him back across the Hudson. I get a hearty breakfast" just doesn't have the same ring to it. Cc: @Lin_Manuel twitter.com/uberfacts/stat…

TFW Dry January is over.

Here's another chapter from The Modern Writer- Write one word. Check Twitter. Write a second word. Check e-mail. Write a third word. Check Instagram. Look at the screen, hate all three words, erase them. Put on Netflix. Repeat.