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melissa williams

@msmelwilly

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Boston, MA Katılım Aralık 2011
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i don’t understand holyoke culture AT ALL
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Lady Gabardine@S_fletcher·
@SirTophamHatt @msmelwilly Surprisingly - I agree with all of this. But because of the Zoe Church ish I'm thinking: Superhero: Chris Hemsworth Person: Chris Evans Sex: Chris Evans
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Romeo McFlourish@SirTophamHatt·
10. Guardians of the Galaxy Completing the trifecta of my Chris-centric sexual awakening, I was too distracted by Quill to remember the plot. Something about an Infinite Stone, mixtapes, and Howard the Duck. I'd give it a 7.5, but the lack of Loki easily bumps this to 8/10
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zoë@zoeeeeeeezoe·
one taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain
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Romeo McFlourish
Romeo McFlourish@SirTophamHatt·
Everyone yesterday: "Are you today's date? Because you're 10/10." Me today: "Are you today's date in dd/mm format? Because you're an 11/10."
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rob sheffield@robsheff·
and the texting leads to tweeting, and the tweeting leads to stress, and then there is no afternoon left
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Romeo McFlourish@SirTophamHatt·
I changed my display settings to scale and increase the font size. 👴
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Romeo McFlourish@SirTophamHatt·
I’m a little seal girl Living in the real world And it’s so hard to get by
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St. Vincent
St. Vincent@st_vincent·
I enjoy eating meals in bed so much that I am considering buying an additional bed expressly for that purpose.
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Ben Schwartz
Ben Schwartz@rejectedjokes·
Here's another chapter from The Modern Writer- Write one word. Check Twitter. Write a second word. Check e-mail. Write a third word. Check Instagram. Look at the screen, hate all three words, erase them. Put on Netflix. Repeat.
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