Derek Morgan

Do you think yacht sellers still say a fired employee was "promoted to customer" when they're fired?

@ByJohnLeuzzi I'm convinced the planes land at Midway and taxi from there.

The Masters is often described as a tradition unlike any other. But taxing on the runway for 45 minutes at O’Hare on the way to your gate after landing early is the real tradition unlike any other.

@TheSpeculator0 Send a message to the driver telling them you're going to let them drive in circles while you order a Lyft. They'll cancel.

it feels like Uber drivers baiting you into cancelling is getting way more prevalent. Can't wait for universal waymos

@petersteele @Grummz Attention is all you need, afterall.

@Grummz I feel like this is a really clever marketing tactic by the creator that posted it to get attention

Today I learned Lelu is now a AI programmer with her own github and just co-released Memory Palace to give AI unlimited memory. What a timeline... github link below. Yes, it's her.

Kirkland Protein Bars taste like Prop 65.

@philzona please adjust your glasses while saying it.

Testing a new bit where when I hear someone call soccer "football" I go "oh you mean association football?"

@Quickiepaedia As a poaster, sometimes you have to choose between fading into obscurity and ripping off an ancient post.

As a man, sometimes you have to make a choice between mocking astrology and getting laid

If you pay for a more expensive Uber due to proximity, you should be refunded the difference if it ends up taking longer than its UberX counterpart after a driver is found.

@QuinnyPig @awscloud tag enough free tier resources and I think it can work out.

Ooh, @awscloud just added an IAM permission for 'freetier:GetAccountPlanState'. Looks to be a read-only action that only retrieves AWS Free Tier usage information for the account. It's gonna be hard to use this one as a free database.

@_ediri @insta360 Let's go!

@mtcderek @insta360 Awesome POV! I have some US cities in mind, I manifest to road bike there one day!

Went on a ride. Forgot to sync the camera's time to my phone. @insta360 doesn't use the EXIF timestamp that everything else uses. Claude and I built a tool to modify the internal timestamp so I can sync with my GPS stats! github.com/morethancertif…

@ifeanyi_otuonye Pretty sure it's AWS' new OTA television service.

Bruuhhh... what AWS service is this?? Don't cheat! What think this service does by looking at the icon?

@philzona How's that shareholder value going?

Another amazing day on my computer

Was just reminded the Prince halftime show was 19 years ago. Almost 2 decades. I'm having difficulty processing this.

@philzona I use a ghost kitchen.

If there is one message I'd like every vibe coder to hear, it's this: scrambling an egg is not the same as running a restaurant.

@JustJake If the apply is still going and they're remote, does that make it a workers comp claim?

One of our devs injured themselves while waiting for a multiple minute Terraform apply We need faster tools. It's a matter of safety

@philzona Does that mean Mangione os AGI?

@philzona don't forget the one that argues with insurance to get it covered.

How about this: an agent that requests prescription refills. Another agent that calls the pharmacy to see if the doctor sent them. Another agent that calls the doctor and says "I know, they said they didn't get it." Another agent who calls the pharmacy and is very patient.

Hug your loved ones.

@philzona @iamsahaj_xyz it needs better AX.

I explored this for a while and found that a lot of help text is so badly written that it confuses the agent more. Not all, but a lot. You’re right imho, but the amount of vibe coded CLIs makes it a challenge in practice. I would love for this pattern to be more widely used though. It’s a DX problem when it comes down to it.