Martin Stirling

If you want to take a peek inside The Mind of Herbert Clunkerdunk (aka @spendals), here's a little look at the process of bringing it to screen: comedy.co.uk/pro/inside_tra… w/ @benworsfield

@RealEdPhillips @campbellclaret Isn’t it pronounced Fabricunt?

@campbellclaret Fabricant

Free signed copy new book for the first person correctly to identify the owner of this blonde hair a couple of rows in front of me on flight Marseille-London. Clue - can’t believe he is not in Parliament standing up for his friend in his hour of need

@KaiAwake @planethunter56 Let’s not forget we share a ‘majority’ of our DNA with bananas.

Assumption: former CIA intelligence officer John Ramirez is correct in his statement that human DNA was found in the 1947 Roswell humanoids bodies. If that is the case, then the Majestic Documents (excerpt is from them) are further from the “truth” than closer to it. #ufotwitter

@jamescfox Based on their description of the encounter and the artist drawing I believe it adds more credibility to their testimony. Thought it was worth sharing. Keep up the great work.

@jamescfox Regarding the Varginha Incident I’m sure your team has researched but did some of my own: the exact spot where the girls said they saw the alien cowering would’ve been in a tiny slither of shade (at that time of the day and year). One might need to crouch to stay out of the sun.

The 1996 Varginha incident could very well be part of the program intelligence officer David Grusch speaks of as according to ALL Brazilian military officials we met the U.S. was involved immediately. We are making progress finding info re USAF plane. youtu.be/Eh8lFEzMMXA

@Tanguyfastics @ChrisTinker7 @Cage_Nerd Alex, mate. You should read this. It could be life-changing for you.

@Tanguyfastics @ChrisTinker7 @Cage_Nerd @fesshole amazon.co.uk/Lost-Art-Liste…

Won ten grand on the lottery. Didn't tell the wife. It's not life-changing money anyway so didn't seem any point, it'd just have been absorbed into joyless boring expenses and you'd hardly notice it. Works much better as a long-term piggy bank for beer, records & secret takeaways

@Tanguyfastics @Cage_Nerd @fesshole Nobody’s arguing, I think we all know it is relative. But your invalidating someone else’s definition based on your own experience. And seemingly unable to see that.

@mtstirling @Cage_Nerd @fesshole 😭 we're literally just arguing about the definition of life changing at this point. No one is denying that she needs the money. And it wasn't me bigging up how charitable i am. That was my parents decision. I was to young to have a say in that

@rosiegauntmath @jaydeadams @yellowdoorprods @jonmacqueen @lucylumsden @ITV Woooooooooooo

Thrilled to shout about this news, I’ll be directing Ruby Speaking starring Strictly Queen @jaydeadams for @yellowdoorprods produced by @jonmacqueen @lucylumsden written by Abi Wilson for @ITV Set in my home town ❤️BRISTOL❤️

Taking back control of our borders

@MissJoHartley Sending you love Jo Jo! xx

Happy Birthday to my beautiful daddy. He would have been 92 today! Such a funny, caring, magical man. Blessed to have known him for 17 years. Too short, but very impactful. Miss you.❤️

This summer is going to be tough for a lot of families, please #RT it may help someone

@ellardent Andrew I'm so sorry to hear about what you are going through. I know it's not the same but I hope that you see that love and friendship is still all out here for you, spread across all of us.

As the worst thing imaginable has become true, I’ve realised how scared I am of a life without love and friendship after having so, so much. In one person I had enough to fill every last empty part of myself. The future feels cold and frightening and I don’t want to be there.

@GinaLyons All 4 seasons of The Last Man was on Amazon Prime. Barry is HBO.

@GinaLyons I imagine you've seen them but The Last Man on Earth or Barry are both up there for me.

@spendals @JoshPughComic 🍑is massive

@JoshPughComic Yep you’re right mate. Plenty people out there. What’s happened to their buttocks though?

Finally watching a little bit of that Kardashian lot on the telly. Fucking hell. Really weird. Am I an alien? Who watches this?

@ellardent Maria Bamford's Special Special Special is on Netflix I believe. haven't watched it in years but was way ahead of its time (at the time).

Recommend stand-up specials to me. And where to stream them.

SERIES ONE of the mind of Herbert clunkerdunk is now on iplayer with series 2 for those who have been asking.

@andynyman @RiaJones67 Second this. Always a joy when Nyman comes on screen!

@RiaJones67 Thanks so much Ria. X