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From "I, Claudius": 'I've watched your career with fascination, Sejanus, it's been a revelation to me.I've never fully realized how a small mind, allied to limitless ambition and without scruple, could destroy an entire country full of clever men.' #IPodius @ElliottKalan @hodgman

@fitzr1122 Unfair: by definition a psychopath would not feel bad about themselves for having all those bodies, but very few of them have that inclination or the energy to go that far. He's just another proud Randroid, albeit with more influence than anyone of any philosophy should possess.

Once you understand that Elon Musk is a psychopath who under slightly different incentives could have been found with a dozen dead bodies in his basement it all makes sense.

@zachsilberberg depressed dracula be like peeps all mistake my voice for Elmo's, blame me for ruining Twitter

@AnnoDracula What if the R.M.S. Carpathia had been one of the White Star Line's 'Vampire Service' vessels? I can just see Miss Churchward sufficiently recovered and wanting to see New York. Some Titanic survivors in extremis turned to save them, other preyed-upon….

@wildcat_brewing @patriottakes He also starred in "G-d's Not Dead" (not their spelling), a crappy piece of Christian apologia disliked even by many fundamentalists for its heavy-handedness and poor reasoning. Note: these aren't fundamentalists, but their take on it as a movie's good: flophousepodcast.com/2014/09/episod…

Kevin Sorbo at Mar-a-Lago

@t1stev @patriottakes Let's be fair: she might just be another rich bastress who mooned/masturbated over him in the 1990s and now couldn't wait to get her picture with him.

@patriottakes Mr Trump loves the company of {D-Z}-listers because competence in or acclaim for anyone else is incredibly threatening to him. It's why his sort attract the mystical failed chicken-farmers of this world.

@patriottakes 'Once he completely takes-over America, he can do for it what I did for "Andromeda" after I took _it_ over!'

@patriottakes Convenient that the sound of the start of vomiting can be somewhat reasonably rendered as 'Herc!'.

@hodgman I was sorry to see you not win the creepy doll on "@ fter Midnight".

@DoomScroling Let's hope they're as vocal about all of this as possible as often as possible…and if they also are as vocal in the opposition to all non-reproductive sex at least a fair number of them share, I might have to reconsider my atheism.

It is endlessly annoying to see anti choicers say that women should be denied even birth control options because anti choicers have now decided to be even more extreme in their need to control & punish women, that they want even things like IUDs, tubal litigation, etc banned.

@RickGualtieri Sometimes someone's yobbish, ridiculous, detactors show them in the best light.

Won’t lie and claim I’m a huge fan of her music. But I love how she’s using her immense social power for good. Kinda like an Anti-JK Rowling.

@nerdgirldv True as far as I can tell, but it's worth remembering that there have been times and places where it was probably preferable to be a nun to any other rôle available to most women…'best place' doesn't necessarily mean 'good place', though 'least worst' were more apt.

@AlexaSommers He doesn't even know how to be a proper animal.

@BandCgames @WritingYogi It's a 'Traditionalist' 'Christian' term-of-art, used to differentiate (their views, not mine) between abuse done out of an evil desire to inflict pain and injury to a wife or child or the chastisement just strong enough to dissuade such from falling into evil ways, and Hell.

@WritingYogi The phrase "correctional slap" is chilling. He doesn't just need arresting, he needs to be totally deprogrammed.

@RpsAgainstTrump He grew-up entitled and bullied, and listening to sermons about Positive Thinking, which can easily be dumbed-down into '"Truth" is what you _want_ to be true.'.

What??? Trump now claims 225 million people voted for him in the 2020 election: “I got 75 million votes, much more than that.I think you can double it or almost you can triple it in terms of the real, the feeling.” Trump is not well.

@OhNoSheTwitnt I'd say most of them know they're supposed not to like Hitler, &so would say they don't like Hitler, but when presented with a lot of Hitler's views would be cool with them. See: people who know they're supposed to 'believe in education' but yell 'Don’t you get smart with me!'.

@NickAdamsinUSA 'Alpha male' a term now considered irrelevant even to the wolves for which it was coined: businessinsider.com/no-such-thing-…

Things I will absolutely NOT do: - Mask up - Cross my legs - Apologize - Date Taylor Swift - Drink oat, almond, or soy milk - Kneel for the national anthem - Play Fortnite - Press 1 for English Stop asking!

@HarperNation85 @Rapidsloth_ @NickAdamsinUSA What we call 'jerks' they call 'manly men', libelling manliness worse than the most radical lesbian separatist ever did.

@Rapidsloth_ @NickAdamsinUSA 'Be ye not mockers, lest your bandits grow numerous.'

@Roshan_Rinaldi Well, he _is_ their Lord.

And now,... by popular demand: Watch Ted Cruz inhale a fly on live TV: