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Supp tano kwani nilijibu kimoyomoyo 🥲

Mtoto aliyepewa jina la William Ruto akabiliwa na uhasama. “Wakimuona wanamuita ‘Ruto must go’ na ‘wantam’” #NTVAdhuhuri @ruga_eval

Matatu increased fares by almost 50% and we resilient Kenyans just went with it. The Moi economic horrors I read in textbooks are now happening to me as an adult

my sister just found me smoking a cigarette and she started cryingg??

@Beyttttb Heyy

crack cocaine must be great but have you tried floating an idea by someone and they arrive at your conclusion seamlessly. can your dealer supply this?

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

@0xYator Utafika day drinking kesho?

@muliingx 😭😭😭😭

Big knife wanaona customer akiingia kwao kuulizia shawarma halafu wanachukua order yako wakirudi kitchen kucheka ufala yako

Wanakujazia cabbage na kuku kidogo sana unseasoned ukumbuke mashida zako za kuzaliwa Kenya

Kuna time tulitoka date na coolkid flani, tukachukua cab, imdrop kwao alafu mimi mtaani. kufika kwao akasema "This is me." Mimi nikadhani anasema This is me azin that is how she is always is in terms of her personality. Nikajibu This is me too and you are yet to see more.

might be my greatest tweet ever

i think about this img a lot

Housing Levy Locked Forever: A bold fiscal manoeuvre could lock the controversial housing levy into Kenyan payslips for generations. Government plans to use the housing levy as loan security to borrow Sh100 billion. #NTVTonight @MichelleNgele_ @Karanja_Ibrah

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

two can play that game

Speeding tickets on roads with no markings, no street lights, no drains, filled with portholes at risk of robbery Shame on you @ntsa_kenya @KURAroads

how can doctors say shit like, "you have such nice veins," and not realise that's one of the single most erotic sentences ever spoken

Looking at that early KC painapo me, @magatax and @notarealmark we'll be consuming ferociously on Saturday before mootball