🦕 𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝑒 🦕

baby bottle pops taught me how to properly suck titties

Elmo is so EGG-cited for Easter! 🐰🐣❤️

happy easter! remember jesus christ died for our sins. he is king 👑 🤍

when u finally take a hit that u need

my page is basically a wish list

“payment received”

i’m craving ham so bad wtf

i want a fuggler really bad chat

I'm so antisocial that I'd literally walk right past someone I know like this

i miss my SUV badddd ugh

“Thank you for your payment”

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source

When you wake up from a fire ass nap & it’s dark outside

this will forever take me out like LMFAOOO😭😭😭

gas is FOUR DOLLARS 💀💀💀 *has nothing to do with me. i don’t drive*

They were all baffled

meeko says hi 🥰 *SAY IT BACK OR ELSE 🔫*

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me:

the new spongebob movie is honestly so good imo idk what it is. the art, idk it’s questionable but it had me giggling ngl

“You can’t just erase people out of your life” Me asf:

When you got a lot to say but being silent is the best option