The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official)

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The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official)

The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official)

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Katılım Eylül 2022
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The Peoples Republic of Murkistan (Official)
@ReliabilityComp @gunsnrosesgirl3 In a vacuum the diver would die before he jumped and would just sort of drift along until he hit the road. Also the pool would be boiling so if he didn't die he would land into less water than expected and probably break his neck and die. Also the engine in the car would stall.
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Science girl
Science girl@sciencegirl·
Is this correct
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Andrew Gower
Andrew Gower@AndrewCGower·
We have decided to push the launch of Brighter Shores back to the 6th Nov, because apparently there is some sort of election thingy on the 5th - who knew?!
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@SaintMichael293 Actually it's 2 bands now. There are only about 4 fascists, who are being protected from an impromptu anti fascist street party by a ring of police. I don't even mind the policing cost of this - a small charge to humiliate fascists every year feels like a good investment
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Tragic Mike
Tragic Mike@SaintMichael293·
Mate in Brighton just sent me this. God I hope it’s true.
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Parody Nigel Farage
Parody Nigel Farage@Parody_PM·
Brighton taking no shit from Far Right fuckwits, who have to be protected by police. Hilarious. #UKRiots #FaragesRiots
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eddie mitchell
eddie mitchell@brightonsnapper·
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I'm a Secondary PE Teacher & every week the same 4 boys don't bring in kit unless we do football. Today as an end of year treat I let the class play football. I didn't tell them and they didn't bring their kits in. They ended up making 4 very useful corner flags.
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Andrew Neil
Andrew Neil@afneil·
By that logic we should make a homeless person housing minister.
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Sam Bright
Sam Bright@WritesBright·
Reform has five MPs. Three used to work in the City of London (including one for Lehman Brothers). One is a property magnate. One is paid £100k a year as a GB News presenter. This is apparently a “party of the people”
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@IanDunt I'm hoping they don't. I rather enjoyed this one. It's probably true - they will all turn on each other and one is a plant from another party (my money is on Lee Anderson for that - someone probably offered him 60p}
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Edwin Hayward
Edwin Hayward@edwinhayward·
It may be time to park the "Reform isn't a party, it's a company" argument? If all the key players - from the electoral commission to parliament to the media - don't care, then it's effectively moot, no matter how galling that seems?
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Akash Maniam
Akash Maniam@ManiamAkash·
@mikeysmith How long before the transparency requirements of being an MP drive him to resign?
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Mikey Smith
Mikey Smith@mikeysmith·
Bonus thought: Nigel Farage now has to declare his income and donations.
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John Redwood
John Redwood@johnredwood·
Labour won a huge majority on a low share of the vote. Conservatives and Reform together got more votes. One Nation Ministers failed to reassure Conservative voters on migration, tax, U.K. sovereignty and other crucial 2019 promises. In 2019 today’s Reform voters backed the Conservatives to get Brexit done.
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Joe Costello
Joe Costello@Joe7tinysteps·
Is Sunak the only democratic leader to have lost but never won an election? Some sort of world record, surely @mrjamesob @LBC
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I helped my neighbours to wake up this morning with an spot of D:Ream at 6am. I think they will be OK with that. If not I promise to wait another 27 years before doing it again.
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