Murkoff Human Resources.

I want to hear your thoughts. Or complaints. Or anything, really. They’ve locked me in my office. murkoffhr.straw.page

i like the idea that miles thinks he’s so much smarter than everyone around him. not that he isn’t smart, - no, he IS very intelligent - but he’s so overconfident in his intellect and journalistic abilities that it loops back to making him act stupid and impulsive. 1/? 🧵

I wish nothing but to spare these lost souls the same fate I’ve suffered. Strangers forced to trust the Liar in the Screen.

What I wouldn't give for the sweet smell of kerosene again..

♱.ིܳ𓏼꫶᭄ veritas 。 ˚̣̣ ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣̣⠀⠀ real

@W00DHART I don't even know the cocktail of drugs he’s mixing in his body. It's a miracle he’s still alive.

@murkoffHR he won't stop trying to get me to- to take whatever he's on !

Easterman quite literally asked me today, “is attempting to coerce my coworker into smoking crack considered harassment?” I felt myself age 3 years in 30 seconds.

@W00DHART Please. It gives me something to do other than rot in this office.

@murkoffHR oh, so we can complain when Easterman tries to make us try drugs ? because if so I have a couple of complain forms to fill out...

i would let my wife shotgun weedsmoke into my AMERICAN mouth #SendTweet

@vu17ur3cu17ur3 @Pinkyregentess // cleared up, thank you!

@murkoffHR @Pinkyregentess There’s someone with a rp account centered around a dog themed gimp character. They were marked as 17+ but have been caught interacting with a 15yr old whom they did not know.

(( I am sorry but I will not take you seriously when you have a gimp character in a 13+ server telling me my character is “age player bait” just because she speaks in 3rd person [which a lot of people that undergone a lobotomy did! They struggled with speech] +

Seraphim tells me she dreamed about the others before she got stuck here. Wonder what she saw sometimes.

hickies are overrated give me a bullet wound

im a social vampire like u gotta invite me into ur conversation or i cannot enter

any room can be a rage room if you just give me a fucking minute

she is not called fine shyt she is The lily of the valley

@murkoffCC // take your time!!! :D

Omg guys I’m so sorry I’ll post more soon I’m still iffy but I rlly don’t wanna leave this fandom, yall still like us right 🥹 🫶 //

“Hey, Jane! Can you deliver a file to Easterman?” I would rather shit in my hands and clap.

"kill them with kindness" WRONG! GRACKLES 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛