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#tweetifyourbirthdayisafootyscore Me: 10-9-69

Hand-built in North Yorkshire by Mark Sanderson, this machine is a rare example of a fully functional steam-powered bike. It pairs a homemade engine with a vintage-style boiler, resulting in a brute of a vehicle that feels plucked from a 19th-century workshop. Every puff of steam from its towering chimney confirms its status as a masterpiece of modern steampunk craftsmanship.

@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar If it was that apparent, you wouldn’t need to get the word out

Donald Trump: "I'm popular and I've done well. I think we have the greatest economy, actually, ever in history. We have to get the word out." FC: False. @atrupar (2026)

@FlightPlanPod @PatrickRyen Can play two games at the Barossa in the one weekend so I’m sure they could find a way to do one off games if they would go at a full round of it

@PatrickRyen That was the only legit hurdle with it, whether the AFL could make a call from the heart to the true footy fans. Not everything has to commodified. Unfortunately, that's the system we're currently in

The AFL should have an official 'Retro Round' where teams play at their suburban grounds. Imagine seeing Windy Hill, Punt Road, Princes & Victoria Park all packed the rafters once again! It'd also impart the importance of their club's identity to the next generation of fans

Ahhhh coming home to a full mousetrap . #RIPSeanlock

@PaulAmy375 Easier to remember the people that hang around for glory. The ones that tough it out are too often forgotten when the wheel turns . Hope they cause a few upsets

'The wildest sports story you will ever read'. Concerns proud Sale FNC. Tough times. Good luck to the Magpies.

Only five billion years left, and we are still not sure England can win an Ashes in Australia in that time.

Every time 😭

@WG_RumblePants Simon O’Donnell

I’ve been trying to think of 80s and 90s cricketers who missed out on the franchise revolution, but who may have been big money players (if they’d had the chance). So far I’ve got: Sir Viv Richards Sir Curtly Ambrose Courtney Walsh Sir Ian Botham Darren Gough Graham Gooch Robin Smith Kapil Dev Anil Kumble Mohammad Azharuddin Allan Donald Lance Klusener Javed Miandad Saeed Anwar Imran Khan Wasim Akram Waqar Younis Who have I missed out?

@PaulAmy375 How lazy are recruiters ? Go and watch more vfl games and players in their natural habitat . Might even be some over 22 that might be worth watching

VFL: details to come but a Young Guns game for Under 22 VFL players is in the works ... recruiters keen on it as they assess mid-season draft prospects.

@PaulAmy375 Used to live in Linton street. Fond memories

The VFL Saints bunch for a pre-match pic at Linton St...

@JakeELee25 @BradKlibansky This is where it’s good to separate the “game” and the “league” . Vic is screaming out for an alternative

@BradKlibansky The game is a steaming pile of dogshit. The AFL nepo babies have finally matured, teams in the bottom 6 are getting their best players plundered, bottom 4 teams will take a decade to improve, new rules favour the top teams, the game has become non contact. It’s shit.

✍️ “The current state of the game” After tomorrow, the early “Bye Rounds” will finally be over 🙏 From next season it needs to end! The 2026 early fixture has been horrendous. I hope I’m wrong but the rest of the season isn’t looking much better. The mid-season “Bye Rounds” are only 8 weeks away! That’s another 5 weeks of “Bye Rounds”. I’m not sure having 9 “Bye Rounds” in a 24 round season is good for the game 🤷 There’s just going to be no momentum this season, whilst the gap between the best and worst teams continues to widen. The current competition is not nearly as even as it should be and seems to be getting worse. We’ve already seen a lot of 50+ point thrashings. A team last night scored 35 points and lost by over 21 goals at home! Tassie coming soon won’t help either. It’s only Round 4 and we already have three teams- Richmond, Carlton and Essendon whose seasons are over. They will be lucky to win 10 games combined. West Coast and Port Adelaide won’t be as bad but aren’t far behind. I’m sure the race for the “Top 6” will be exciting come seasons end but it’s going to be a very long year ahead for many with so many average and poor games each week. At least we have “Wildcard Round” to look forward too 🤷‍♂️ What about the new rules? It’s still early days…but No sub, 5 on the bench ✅ 🙏 The Ruck - 🤦‍♂️ The “Stand” - 👎 The last touch out of bounce- 🤔 🤷‍♂️ Would love your thoughts on some or all of the ⬆️ Some may like “Opening Round”, the new rules or think the game is in good shape and that’s fine! It’s ok to disagree!

@OfficialEoin @yang_yukino AFL or local Aussie rules ?

@yang_yukino Basically true. Having grown up watching Gaelic Football, AFL just looks like an under 7’s blitz match.

this video has single handedly ruined how i watch afl

@PaulAmy375 Bit early to tell I suppose but hopefully the attendances week on week are in reason on previous seasons

VFL: former Northern Bullant Maison Goodman picked to play his first game for Coburg, against Collingwood at the City Oval tomorrow. They could get 5000 there. It's a 1.05pm start at Barry Plant Park.

@JakeELee25 @NotFarLeftAtAll 😆

@NotFarLeftAtAll Heat. And cooking time.

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

@PaulAmy375 They move the ball really well

A crowd of 4613 at Kinetic Stadium today. And they watched Tasmania stitch up Frankston by 78 points. The Devils are a serious side.

@Zeus_Cricket @jimmaxcricket @WG_RumblePants

Yaraka Cricket Ground, Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺

Australia was handed one of the greatest starting positions of any country in history Massive mineral wealth. Abundant energy. World-class beaches. Amazing climate. No fault lines... no earthquakes or tsunamis If you gave a 12-year-old this setup in a civilisation-building game, they'd build a paradise Instead, we got decades of useless politicians on both sides of the aisle who couldn't run a sausage sizzle at Bunnings without a $4 billion feasibility study and a royal commission Australia isn't unlucky. It's grossly mismanaged

@CharlieDons Let’s face it, he was most concerned with the contact coming his way

I may have ruptured a vein in my head when Gresham thought throwing the ball was a more advantageous option than a handpass

@JakeELee25 @DogsBreakfastFC For a full two weeks at least

@DogsBreakfastFC Yep.

Would any other coach provide meaningfully better results with the list he has?

The wall of red dust that just engulfed Exmouth and the surrounding region. #auspol