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@tonytardio The whole hotel quarantine "failure" claim is pointless now that we know that the virus is airborne and there were no ventilation standards. You're just hanging on to trying to blame a state government for what the top Federal health officials stuffed up. It's getting tedious.

These documents should have been released to the hotel quarantine inquiry itself. That is why it was a sham. heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/…

slice of 𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐰 Photo: Yanzz Crystals

@Ryan_Posselt Suitable for Neanderthal drivers who'd be better off in some MAGA US community where everyone cares about themselves only and sleeps with a gun next to their bed.

Monday night discussion point: How do you feel about the proliferation of American Trucks on Tassie streets? #politas #lgtas *nb I didn’t create the content below.

@david89293299 @cosmicjester We can be considerate of people who need a walker or wheelchair despite Gaza, can't we?

@cosmicjester First world problems meanwhile in Gaza

Why is every new qld suburb like this, no fucking footpaths anywhere?

@jimmymalecki @CSIRO What a beautiful song. 😍

@CSIRO I was awakened by the chortle this morning and got the F6 out to record it's song then went back to bed wondering what the big story was about. Then Shazzam, CSIRO to the rescue!!!! 🤣 I can't wait to translate this. 'Never Gonna Give You Up'

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@CSIRO Indeed! But the Magpies claim they don't understand my accent. 🦤

@mwalinu We see you've been practicing!

@ktibus That's the theory we are fed. But it is tinder dry at the moment. Clearly NOT a good time to set anything on fire - as the Altona fire (which shut down the train line yesterday) shows. There are way too many private permits issued as well.

@mwalinu The timing is totally dependant on the right conditions, including wind, so it's just unfortunate that this has coincided with Easter.

Those "controlled" burns... They could have been done BEFORE workers get an Easter break, right? Now anyone with respiratory issues is staying indoors, missing out on one of the last warm outdoor opportunities this autumn. #Melbourne #Victoria

Happy Tasmanian Devil Average Birthday!! 🥳🥳🥳 Tasmanian devils have a pretty well defined mating season, which means that most devils are born within a period of a couple of weeks in autumn. Meaning that every devils birthday is, on average, 1st April!

@MeetJess 1. Child abuse 2. Teacher abuse 3. Attendance will drop further because healthy children that get vomited on by others and witness friends shitting their pants will learn to loathe school and become "refusers". 4. The ill kids will also avoid the repeated humiliation. It's nuts👎

“Kids with diarrhea should show up to class as long as they’re able to make it to the bathroom in time to avoid an accident. A kid up at night vomiting is welcome back to school, provided they stopped throwing up some time during the night” W👏🏻T👏🏻F thecut.com/article/school…

Bioplastic made from sugar cane. 100% recyclable. Made in Denmark. Of course. 👏

“An animal’s eyes have the power to speak a great language.” ~ M. Buber,

@StuddertNatalie @Banana16Eric There are theories that he was so fiercely protected because he was a PH supplier...

@Banana16Eric Mr Lehrmann was photographed with a Chihuahua, also named Bruce, and posing for a photo in front of a line of white flour “as a joke”. What the?

@LlJuju2022 Let's not demonise all neglected children.

@moonisinfall N95 Windows open Eat/drink by myself Take breaks if in stuffy meeting rooms Vitamin D Probiotics

for those of you who take covid precautions and are employed but not w/ a wfh job - what do you do?

@gomichild Would the baby be gluten free as well?

Two babies AND a pastry? I mean I need vegetables too ffs. Also Satan likes to sleep in a bit longer than that.

Reminder If the heat bothers you, plant a tree.🌱 If the water bothers you, plant a tree. ☘️ If you like fruit, plant a tree. 🌿 If you like birds, plant a tree.🌳 If you love your family, plant a tree.🌲 And if you like life, plant many trees. 🌿🌱☘️🌿🌳🌲🍀💚