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@LauraLoomer Anyway, who was the cute Asian hottie up there speaking at the podium?????

Trans Democrat Groyper Muslim/Iranain Which one?

@MegynKellyShow @megynkelly So now you tell me...

.@megynkelly gives some free advice to men in the wake of Eric Swalwell's resignation: "Women don't work the same way men do when it comes to getting turned on. Maybe send a picture of your bicep or depending on your situation, your wallet... The dick pics-- it doesn't work like that." 🤣

@RedWavePress So now you tell me.....

Megyn Kelly’s advice to men in the WAKE of Eric Swalwell: “Women don't work the same way men do when it comes to getting turned on. Maybe send a picture of your bicep or depending on your situation, your wallet. Just being honest about some women but the d*ck pics— it doesn't work like that.” “Pretty much all men would appreciate a naked photo of a woman. Women aren’t dying to have a naked photo of a guy… Maybe show a picture of a guy coddling, being nurturing to a baby or playing with a kid on the baseball field. That stuff turns on a woman.”

“It’s like caregiver, loving husband, loving partner. That’s hot. We don’t need a d*ck pic ever. That doesn’t work.”

@chutneylife 1980s smoking was allowed on flights. The smoking rows were all in the back. Oh and planes were boarded by rows starting from the back and working forward. Efficient! None of this boarding group BS. If you walked to the back of the plane it was like walking through a fog!

Smoking has never been allowed on the planes yet every plane has a no smoking sign on every row. Seems like a waste of money.

@RonPaul Shhhhh.....don't tell anyone but the whole thing was staged. While that fabrication had them distracted, we actually raided the uranium storage and grabbed it! But don't tell anyone!

Over the weekend a large US military operation was launched inside Iran, close to where some believe the 60 percent enriched uranium is stored. The stated goal was to retrieve F-15 pilots who were shot down in the area. But nothing at all adds up. Did the CIA or Mossad or someone else convince the US President that he could snatch Iran's uranium like he snatched Maduro out of Venezuela? Whatever the case, the operation was a spectacular failure, with at least six US military aircraft shot down. Will we learn the truth about what happened? Watch @RonPaul & @DanielLMcAdams below:

@BriannaWu Corpses have egos?

Trump is in office because Democrats ran a corpse. I know a lot of Democrats don’t want to hear that, but it’s true. Americans do not like Donald Trump, but they will choose someone alive over someone who is dead. I have nothing but righteous anger towards Joe Biden’s massive ego for running.

@CleansedTweets That's because China doesn't permit muslims to take over their cultures.

An uncomfortable truth for some: As a woman, I can walk through the centre of a Chinese city at 3am, drunk, alone, and dressed however I want and genuinely not worry about being sexually assaulted. Honestly, yes. I wouldn’t worry at all. London, Birmingham, Liverpool, Oxford, Cambridge = fuck that. Does China have issues? Yup, I will address them. But at least women in general can walk alone.

@cenkuygur OMG you whine like a little bitch!

You're either for Israel or for America. They're not an ally. They're a foreign country bleeding us dry. They've taken hundreds of billions from us, they've driven us into disastrous wars, including this one. They want to use our military and treasure until we have nothing left.

@lorahmoe Damn, why didn't I think of that!

It’s strange how some men call it “female privilege” that women don’t have to pay for drinks, like it’s just a perk. Yes, men buy drinks but often with the expectation that it lowers women’s guard enough to get sex from them. That’s not a privilege, they literally manipulate their politeness to sexually exploit women.

@SirSnipeyy I thought the same thing. After watching both when as they were released years ago, today I think more about BB than BCS. Occasionally I'll go watch an old episode of BB but haven't done that lately with BCS. They are both excellent of course but BB seems to have edged out BCS.

Just finished Better Call Saul season 4 and holy shit this might end up topping Breaking Bad!?

@Mikeliberation Bring in a second guy to take over after the first round!

My wife still masturbates after 35 minutes of penetrative s£x. My co-worker told me last week that he’s getting tired of his marriage because he finds his wife difficult to satisfy s£xually. After f0replay and about 35 minutes of penetration, she lies beside him and still masturbates. He said he’s not really bothered about the act itself, but about how long she takes. According to him, she continues for about 20 minutes even after they’ve had s£x. I asked if they ever discussed s£x while they were dating, and he said that anytime he brought it up, she would ignore it and say it was a worldly matter. But now that they’re married, he’s seeing a completely different side of her. I told him not to consider divorce because of this—that he might just need to put in more effort in the bedroom. But another colleague overheard us and said if it were him, he wouldn’t tolerate it at all. Now it got me thinking, is this really a problem—or just a lack of understanding between two people who never had the right conversations before marriage?

@Moon_River05 No you're not the only one. Plenty of other retards just like you. The world is infested with them.

Okay what am I missing here. Billions has just been spent on astronauts going to the moon.....again. Am I the only one that thinks its a collossal waste of money?

@StephenKing You just can't fix stupid of this magnitude.

Thank Trump. He refuses to fund DHS without his thumb-on-the-scales SAVE act.

@HealthRanger LOL omg you whine like a little bitch!

If you think that flying around the moon is "heroic" or a "breakthrough," you have the mind of a five-year-old. The astronauts aren't flying anything. They are tourists. Simply along for the ride. There's no reason to even have four of them. Or any of them. It's dumb. The mission would be on exactly the same trajectory without any astronauts at all. Basically they are stuck in a metal can for 10 days and functioning primarily as propagandists for a failing empire that can barely make toilets work, while their bones and brains deteriorate from a lack of gravity. Five days into this they'll probably fake some emergency to create drama for the news cycle, and to distract Americans from rising food and fuel prices. Look! Squirrel!

@Okoliemeka_ Worst trainwreck series ending of a TV show in history.

In one sentence prove that you've watched Game of Thrones:

@hy_wemmy You're wrong. Correcting in progress.

Correct me if I’m wrong but a 40 year old man has no business dating 19-24 year old girl.

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?

@SenJeffMerkley You're a lot smarter than you look!

Presidents are not kings.    Laws are not suggestions.    There are no kings in America—not now, not ever.

@maziehirono You're a lot smarter than you look!

Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings

@jnottah WTF who would dump her?? He must an idiot as well as a clown.

She wasn't clowning around OFFICE PRANK GOES OFF THE RAILS -- WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER SENDING CLOWN-FOR-HIRE TO EX'S WORKPLACE DALLAS, TX - One woman allegedly turned her breakup into a full-blown circus... and sent it straight to her ex's office. Police say a 27-year-old woman is facing charges after signing her ex-boyfrienc up for a clown-for-hire service - which then showed up at his workplace, ready to perform. Yes. In front of his coworkers. Accordina to investigators, the stunt came shortly after a messy breakup, when the woman reportedlv decided her ex needec a little... public recognition. Authorities say she booked the service under his name, requesting a fullk performance at his office during business hours. The result? Instant chaos Witnesses say a fully dressed clown arrived on-site, complete with makeup, balloons, and a routine - loudly announcing they were there "for the special guest." That quest? A verv confused ex-bovfriend "At first people thought it was a company thing,"' one coworker said. "Then it got awkward... fast." The clown reportedly began performing in the office, drawing attention from employees and management before staff realized no one had actually booked it Security was eventually called as the situation escalated into what one employee described as "a workplace nightmare." Police later traced the booking back tc the woman, who allegedly admitted to the stunt, tellina officers, "He's alwavs been a joke, so I gave him a stage."