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This is how you correctly fuck with the Nazis

Life is strange. One minute you're smiling and holding a weapon designed to tear human bodies apart, the next day you're laying on a slab in a temperature controlled room while half the world dances in celebration.

Lindsey Graham said that Joe Biden would be dead by the end of the year. Joe Biden eating breakfast this morning:

Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell in the same year?!

I’m still laughing my ass off

lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom

@jacksonhinkle Alien

Describe Lindsey Graham with 1 word.

@TheNotoriousMMA Die in hell

My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.

@LMTF @johnTHEpenguin I can see why it’s not a favorable album because of that, but hopefully yall will appreciate it from a different lens eventually. This album was terribly under appreciated, but absolute fucking gold. Some of yalls strongest songs are off that album ♥️

@myspace_emo @johnTHEpenguin Performed terribly for the band & nearly broke the band up multiple times tbh

Anyone wanna do woths Wednesday with me?

@LMTF @johnTHEpenguin Is there a reason you’re not fond of it? I absolutely love this album

@johnTHEpenguin If we can pick a diff record I’m down lol

@LifeMathMoney Don’t speak on something you’re not even educated on. This is not psychedelics 😭

This is the a posted by Connor Murphy before he died yesterday in Thailand by drowning in a lake Before he died, he was scribbling paint on the walls of his apartment Then he walked into a lake Guys PSYCHEDELICS ARE NOT WORTH IT They can and often do give you brain damage For a while Connor was even claiming that he was God Just because you can do something does not mean you should If you mess yourself up, not only do you ruin your own life, but you also cause so much pain to your mother, father, and all your family. DO NOT USE PSYCHEDELICS FOR FUN

@Lina_rays1ya Oh shut the fuck up

I cannot believe that COSTCO, a family store where there are many children with their parents would allow this POS wear that shirt in the store. I will be contacting COSTCO CORPORATE later today. I know we, in the USA 🇺🇸, have freedom of speech but not hate speech or these kind of statements when in a public place. President Donald J. Trump should take action. A) Agree _____ B) disagree

@ScottPresler Just transition already

One of the first guests to travel through the renamed Donald J. Trump International Airport (DJT). This week, I’m doing events in Philadelphia, Luzerne, Bradford, Wayne, & Pike counties. See you soon, Pennsylvania!

@lilpump Retard

Why would I pay my bills if I could double it on rainbow

Can the potheads please bring back blue dream? I know yall got the california weed farms . PLEASE bring back blue dream

@ATXChappy @fw_bigdog Our local smoke shop sells a 1000mg super gummy that you can cut into pieces. It’s one big gummy.

@fw_bigdog This is obvious click bait. Edibles in regulated markets are capped at 100MG's in 10MG pieces. some states cap the serving to 5MG. So, to do what you said you did, you would need to open at least 10 packages and eat every single thing in the package. Which is like 100 gummies.

I took 2 500 mg THC weed an hour ago and it's only getting worse. What do I do to get rid of it? I'm super stoned

@MrBeast 28,928

First person to reply with the exact number of pennies in this room win $10,000

@MrBeast 947,000

@ScottPresler You stupid woman. We have enough housing. The inflation is not because of “illegal aliens”.

If we deport 20 million illegal aliens, America won’t have a housing crisis.

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize. No President in History has ended the same war so many times. Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count. No President has ever done this before. And he is nowhere near finished ending it. It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!