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🚨🚨‼️ 10 Things Marcus Rashford will do when he returns to Manchester United under Michael Carrick 1. This lad will destabilize our current squad. 2. Starting lineup will get leaked again. 3. If Carrick benches him for Amad for 3 straight games, he will grant interviews. 4. He will post “ready to fight for his place” just to shift the narrative. 5. He will go clubbing before an important match or after a painful loss to a rival team. 6. Other rival coaches will make nugget remarks about how incredibly and poorly we have managed him just to put more pressure on the coach to use him. 7. He will not backtrack when he loses possession. 8. He will demand free kicks and not be in the opposition box to try and score from a corner or free kick. 9. He will be in contact with potential buyers while disguising himself as a true Manchester United player. 10. Why would you return to your ex that threw comparisons at you and told you “I don’t want you”, then his newfound love dumps him and he is crawling back to your open arms. No… Rashford, go and find your new challenge elsewhere. We can manage without you. We got a UCL place without you, third position without you. We are already better off without you please.