Nate Magee

@goulard_jp95744 @dom_lucre My Mom got completely covered at the Calgary Zoo! 🤣😂🤣

@dom_lucre Looks like she's shaking out a turd x.com/i/status/20332…

🔥🚨JUST IN: Hawk Tuah Hailey Welch was spotted twerking in Dallas Texas.

@Gunblaze1969 I didn’t know hotdog buns existed until I went to the fair for the first time. 😂

Are you ok with bread or do you prefer hotdog buns?

@elonmusk I love the future!

Imagine

@edwood_not @PaulyShore January 2008. (Seinfeld was 2003)

@n8dawwggg @PaulyShore What era of Carlin did you see? The “Classic Stand-Up” era, or more when he changed into the “commentary with edge” era from the late 90s/early 2000s?

am i funny ? tetete

@Gunblaze1969 This is Boo.

This is Maggie, let's see your furry friend 🧡

@AnaPoilievre When will it air?

Are you ready for this?

@InterstellarUAP A 10,000 square foot “elevator”? Yeah, ok.

🚨 "Lockheed Martin has craft that can reach Mars in just a few hours right now — and they're actually TIME MACHINES!" - Jason Jorjani 🛸👽 "We have in Lockheed right now there are craft that can go to Mars in a few hours right now." "They're flying time machines. They warp time as they traverse space." "The release of that kind of technology into the public sphere would be utterly catastrophic." "You can't give Tom, Dick and Harry a time machine to put in their garage." Pilots training on these reverse-engineered UAP craft suffer extreme disorientation from spacetime warping. Hidden in underground facilities. Why suppress this zero-point energy tech? Are we already secretly traveling planets and timelines? Has our history been manipulated? What do you think — real alien breakthrough or massive cover-up? Should it be released? Drop your theory below 👇 #UAP #Disclosure

@nenshi Ummm oil is $100 USD a barrel. 🤷‍♂️

Albertans deserve answers on this budget. Tune in this afternoon to watch me hold Premier Smith accountable during Budget Estimates. We'll be live at 3:30 PM: @NaheedNenshiAB/live" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@NaheedNenshiA…

Joe Kent is handing Democrats exactly what they need to undermine the President. Denying an imminent threat isn’t just wrong, it’s the kind of thinking that makes America less safe.

@DuaneBratt I did.

Jen Gerson: Who gave the Alberta Prosperity Society $1 million? open.substack.com/pub/theline/p/…

@kfc …then take it to the stage! 🫳 🎤

f*ck it. build a bucket on nantucket

@JebraFaushay I worked with him. Nice guy. Very kind and professional. He’s good people.

Soft launch before the official announcement. Are you picking up what I’m putting down?

@Gunblaze1969 Lactose

Give me at least one.

@BertaProudDad 🤘😝🤘

🚨 ATTENTION 🚨 Please fill out accurately so we can better serve you ! Sincerely, The BertaProud Team

How are you feeling about Alberta these days? Alberta’s New Democrats are working hard for you.

@LibertyCappy Yup

Dads are responsible to raise awesome kids! 😁😎 👇👇👇

If someone asks if you're a separatist, just say no.

@nenshi This is a stunt because their opinion means nothing.

The Assembly of Treaty Chiefs delivered a unanimous vote of no confidence in Danielle Smith and the UCP. Unanimously. This is not a stunt. It's a warning.

@Radios4Freedom @pepsi 🤘😝🤘

@n8dawwggg @pepsi Did u make an incense holder out of cinnamon? Ya' frickin' pothead. 😂

Honest question: How much would you pay for a bottle of Crystal Pepsi?