Nancy Nyström

My 4 moods.

Sometimes I think I'm having a good day, and then I remember I'm a month behind on timesheets.

There are only first class tickets left on Delta from NYC to Peru. I guess I must treat myself.

Should I ask him where he was on Jan 6th?

I wish there was a signifier on dating apps if the person was willing to move to another borough.

Please, let us all manifest this for me.

What if I dated Rami Malek?

Dear NYC: Those explosions you just heard were fireworks.

That was the worst timed fireworks display ever. Half of NYC is having heart attacks. #fireworks_nyc

@humansofny They're eating at Pepe Rosso! Good people.

“Picture it, okay? Mardi Gras. New Orleans. Bourbon Street. I’m on college break with my three best childhood friends. Zak is there with his parents. He’s got his mom and dad with him. So it’s two different vibes, but somehow we all end up on the balcony of the same bar. Everyone’s got beads in their hands. We’re all yelling to see boobs. Well, I’m yelling to see boobs. That was just me. But Zak had a perfect mustache. He used to grow it much longer and curl it with wax. And I normally don’t approach people, I’m not that person. But his whole family seemed cute. They didn’t seem like normal New Orleans vacation people. So I was like: ‘Can I take a picture with you?’ Then we ended up adding each other on Snapchat, because that was the thing back then. And we agreed to meet up the next day after his family was done with their gator cruise and I was finished visiting the strip club. That night we walked along the river until the sun came up. I remember doing handstands on the levees. Then at the end we kissed. It was just a kiss because I was leaving early the next morning, and honestly I thought that would be the end of it. I thought for sure I was never going to see this kid again. But we kept talking, and two weeks later I’m taking his virginity in a Las Vegas hotel room. There was something going on with his stomach that day. Right when we finished he went to the bathroom and started throwing up. I called my girlfriend and said: ‘I don’t think he likes me.’ But it’s been love ever since.”

you have to start believing you deserve more than the bare minimum

@alainacalce DAMN! Congrats Alaina! That's amazing!!!! 🤩

three months ago, the fastest i’d ever run a mile was 9:15 — feeling proud 🥹

CWs when all copy is final but their AD is in resizing hell

@TimeOutNewYork The Rusty Knot 😪

Which shuttered New York City businesses would you like to bring back from the dead?

Would you eat ravioli filled with pancakes? (No red sauce.)

Who Uche thinks he is vs who he actually is #LoveIsBlindS5

Overheard at LAX waiting to board a Delta flight. Kid: We’re next, Daddy, right? Because we’re Diamonds? Dad: Yes. We are Diamond.

You know what's hilarious... I will be going to the same wine bar 3x this week... and you know what... je l'aime

@rgkuzma Love that POV! Thank you for helping me realize 🫶🙏💕

@n_nystrom Definitely cuckoo bananas! But at least you’re living an interesting life?? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Everyone around me is dating people they never thought they’d date … so maybe it makes sense I am seeing a 50 y/o that lives in NJ… or maybe not 🥴

Right now half of LA are filling their bathtubs, the other half are doing molly at hurricane-themed parties, and none of them owns a real flashlight.