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@Cristiano And congrats to mine. A bela Margarida. Mas são 14… #damadeiraparaomundo

Parabéns, minha princesa! 🎂❤️🤍 4 anos cheios de alegria. O pai ama-te muito! #AngelyBella

@izaqueoeav @RhulzArratiaDia O que é certo é que também já vi no Alentejo de noite ale sem visão noturna. Movimento muito semelhantes. Isto há uns 20 anos atrás…

@RhulzArratiaDia Acredito que sejam orbes mesmo

WTFFFFFFFFFF 😳😱😱 O QUE ESTE HOMEM REGISTROU NO CÉU? "​Gostaria de compartilhar uma experiência intrigante e ver se alguém pode me ajudar a identificar o que presenciei sobre o céu de Sesimbra, Portugal, por volta das 23h45. ​Enquanto observava o céu através de meus óculos de visão noturna, avistei cinco luzes distintas. No registro que fiz, é possível notar a quinta luz se deslocando para a direita. O comportamento desses objetos foi o que mais chamou minha atenção: as luzes realizaram movimentos circulares, orbitando umas em torno das outras por aproximadamente dois minutos. Após essa dança aérea, elas se alinharam e começaram a se mover de forma constante em direção ao sul."

@TimurNegru That’s not spending. It’s investing

Any money you spend on eating well, dressing well and exploring the world is never a waste.

@MattWallace888 Its round 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🥰

NASA released an image of Earth from space and people are freaking out! What do you notice?

@levelsio Go online, get a cpf generator and update your data on check in

🇧🇷 My friend booked a very nice upscale hotel in Rio de Janeiro But to pay for the booking online they required to enter a Brazilian taxpayer number (CPF), so he called them and said he doesn't have a CPF No problem they said, they'll sent a new payment form without CPF where foreigners can enter their passport This payment for required a Brazilian phone number though The catch-22? To get a Brazilian phone number you need a CPF number! And recently the Brazilian government made it much harder for foreigners to get that, in my case I had to physically visit the Brazilian embassy in Lisbon and wait for an hour to get my CPF So he had to physically go there to pay Brazil really needs to fix this stuff or it's never going to get more tourists because it's so hard to pay for things here! And it's not just hotels! Because in everything else Brazil is so hospitable and inviting to gringos PLEASE FIX THIS BRAZIL!

$100 to anyone who could do this

@Biggnewton What could be ban was the words “view more” on false posts

@pontinisandra Todos

Antigamente.......Qual desses você usou? Eu:Telefone,CD, Internet discada

@brockpierson #showmethemoney iykyk

The golden age of PC gaming... 1996 and Duke Nukem 3D Were you there?

@marcuswquinn @levelsio I recommend it to… Still in Madeira Marcus?

@levelsio Highly recommend island life. Best move I ever made, and also great travel connectivity, as it's a necessity.

🇵🇹 If you have ever dealt with any Portuguese business (and I have with many in my 5 years here) you know why Portuguese in Portugal simply do not care about work, some foreigners find that refreshing, but it results in a country where you can't find anyone to do work because nobody wants to work And when they do work, the work is generally bad, like imagine stepping into a time machine back to 1970s bad, they also can't follow the spec you agreed upon beforehand, and then when it's 60% done they disappear and ghost you When we did home renovatiom, you hire ppl, they arrive late at 9am (you agreed 8am), they then drive away to get materials, come back 11am, do actual work for an hour, then at 12noon announce they go for lunch, come back around 2.30pm, walk around a bit, do some work, and then leave early at 4pm It's not just construction workers, it's almost every interaction you have here with a Portuguese business, the quality is just low, the service non-existent or customer-hostile, and it's not the language, I speak fluent Portuguese, I'm respectful and friendly which is why I never ever had this amount of issues elsewhere in the world And I know it's not just my experience, it's everyone I know here, even Portuguese complain about Portuguese! It's not completely their fault though, the hostile tax system for both people and businesses literally gives you an incentive to never ever scale your business beyond I believe around €150,000/year, because you end up in a completely different category and tax tier that decimates you with more taxes and more bookkeeping So every business tries to stay small, and doesn't want more customers (how many times have I walked into a Portuguese cafe or shop and the staff or owner *sighed* "not another customer") Add decades of socialist governments that hand out free money to 50% of the country (and even the right wing parties here are socialist btw, they have to be or they don't get votes) and you don't have any incentive to work left Why work when you don't need to work? The majority of the young smart Portuguese people with actual ambitions understandably move elsewhere, because if there's no incentive to grow a business, there's also no jobs for them, and the whole thing becomes a vicious cycle of increasing poverty Which is why I said Portuguese in Portugal at the beginning of this tweet, because Portuguese outside of Portugal are ambitious, want to work, want to improve their lives! Bringing in lots of foreigners like me by the government as a way to pump money into the system, we spend a lot and it pays for the welfare, healthcare and retirements of Portuguese now, but it's not a structural solution (and we also instantly became the scapegoat for the government's decades of mismanagement) It'd be relatively easy to fix this though if people in Portugal would put on their thinking hat: 💡 Make Portugal a great place to start and run a business, model yourself after Singapore but with extremely low taxes (maybe 5-10%) for companies/startups and make it easy for them to hire (and fire) people, the money you lose in taxes you will get back in increased economic activity over time (but it will hurt for a little bit) Because even the foreigners who move here and start businesses get caught up in the reverse incentive spiral of Portugal: Why even work?

@levelsio I sign below the petition and vote for it 😉

@donocooperativa @RockabillyRute Não seja assim. Não era uma glock… era uma sig

@RockabillyRute O pugilista também tinha uma Glock??🥸

Enfermeiro de 37 anos executado nos Estados Unidos por envolvimento em protestos contra o Regime Esptein.

@JOKAQARMY1 Just like swiftie and the jets

The real reason ben Stiller and Tom Hanks are launching new products

BREAKING: William Kelso Flournoy, a man pretending to be a woman, was arrested in WA state after he allegedly R*PED an infant girl. Why does this keep on happening?!

@MarioNawfal Iran frame to do it in house. No contractors..that’s why it’s cheap

🇺🇸🇮🇷 The U.S. copied the Iranian Shahed-136 drone and turned it into the “Lucas” because the original design is brutally effective for the price, $35,000 vs $2.5 million for a single Tomahawk missile. Iran nailed the basics: simple airframe, basic guidance, and a warhead that detonates on impact with a firing pin striking the primer, setting off massive explosives that shred targets. Source: AI Telly

@realjabybesus @fgeraldess

Xiquinho Geraldes a ajudar na distribuição de lucros da empresa que tornou o desporto do povo num privilégio para apenas quem paga. Bem @fgeraldess a acabar com esses capitalistas de merda retirando-lhes pequenas somas de dinheiro ao fim do mês, para redistribuir, claro.

@TalBeerySec It’s a good feature except when you want to delete to everyone and you click only for me and boom!!! No way back

I was fired from WhatsApp this morning. I was responsible for adding the 'Delete for me' button — so when you scramble to delete a picture you sent to the wrong group, you end up making sure everyone else gets to enjoy it forever

@sharkinho Tinha uma bela escada para o terraço

@namercini Não fixei, perco-me nos detalhes e escapa-me o essencial. :)

Era fixe que alguém na agência "encontra-se" a caderneta predial para orientar melhor a coisa, seria um presente mais indicativo. Pelo futuro não dou nada.

@marclou @jackfriks Bazinga

@jackfriks Best sleep of my life

what’s a material thing under $1000 you’ve bought that actually changed your life?