unhappy meal

i love when a guy says a girl is crazy and then after minimal investigation you realize he has been psychologically waterboarding her since last july

Men see their sacrificial mothers as "standards" & women see their sacrificial mothers as "trauma". And that's where the difference lies.

@peachtard @tatertotsconor Sometimes you gotta meet your brain where it’s at….even if it’s trying to jump off a cliff 😅

@peachtard @tatertotsconor Possible life pro tip….this thought has steered me away from suicidal ideation. “I can’t die right now, I don’t want the people I love to see this depression hole I live in” 😅 and if I have the energy I start cleaning and it releases endorphins…whatever works, I guess?

this lady on IG posted about how she's decluttering her house so her loved ones don't have to deal with it when she dies and boomers are having meltdowns in the comments

There's a man on Facebook who's currently going through it because his wife betrayed him. What did she do? When she suspected that he was cheating, she started taking PrEP and didn't tell him. Dear reader, he's upset because he's now HIV+ and she's not.

anyone who makes you sad on your birthday hates you.

@NuUdrasSon @jaylaward82 @InSrink @electionsjoe It’s even worse when you have to deal with family that also fundamentally functions as a cult. Like god damn I can’t escape this weirdness ANYWHERE can I??? 😭

@jaylaward82 @InSrink @electionsjoe Yeah it was really an unfortunate time for season 5 to come out 😭 like I already have political fatigue and this show is ONE-TO-ONE predicting the events of the presidency

Oh. He just said that out loud. Oh.

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

@diesoneveryhill @endgametlsc That might get more than a sniff sniff. He or she is calculating exactly how to knock it off that table 😅

@endgametlsc Got a new painting yesterday, my cat noticed it this morning and spent like 5 minutes sniffing every inch

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

@PeachProof23 I think younger brother is happy to see the cat…but still wanted that slushie maker 😭

The purest form of joy is often found in the things we thought we’d lost forever. When this family’s cat went missing back in October, the silence left behind was deafening. Weeks turned into months, and the hope of ever seeing her again began to fade into a heartbreaking reality. Anyone who has ever loved a pet knows that they aren't just animals—they are pieces of our hearts walking around outside our bodies. When they vanish, a part of us goes with them. Watch the moment these two boys walk through the front door, completely unaware of the miracle waiting for them in the living room. The older brother’s reaction says everything. The instant realization, the way he drops to the floor, and the overwhelming tears that follow show a depth of love that words could never fully capture. Even the cat seems to understand the gravity of the moment, confidently walking over to greet her family as if she knew exactly how much she was missed. It is a beautiful reminder that miracles do happen, and sometimes, love finds its way back home just when we need it most. What is the best surprise you’ve ever received?

@Kaoru3399 @PlanetInflow @awkwardgoogle If the weasel survived, it will probably never try to eat a bird again 😭 I bet he didn’t even know getting taken for a ride was a possibility

@PlanetInflow @awkwardgoogle Woodpeckers don’t eat them, but, weasels do. I just did some research on what weasels eat. I already knew woodpeckers don’t eat weasels. It’s very interesting to find out weasels eat birds. It must have jumped on its back, trying to kill it, and ended up going for a ride, lol. 😂

A photographer captured a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker

@nuodaispalis @Eowyn_the_Fair I think it’s that they see everything as a competition…but also that they have low self esteem, so they assume they’re gonna lose the competition they created and therefore they must cheat? I dunno, man, it just seems like so much effort when therapy is right there….

@Eowyn_the_Fair My MIL guilt trips my 6yo SO HARD when she spends time with FIL while at their house. ‘It’s not fair’, ‘I thought you loved me’, ‘why don’t you care about me anymore’ etc and I know my kid sees how toxic it is. How can someone be that petty against their own spouse or grandchild.

I think this is a large part of why so many grandparents are getting cut off. It's not just annoying behavior, it's harmful. And parents with young kids are recognizing just how harmful this manipulation and gaslighting is. It's one thing for a parent to say, hey, we need to do this thing before we can get a treat. It's another thing for another adult to say "I am withholding good things because you choose not to be physically close to me and need something else right now." It teaches that love is dependent upon conforming to preferential desires of others rather than prioritizing actual communication and the needs of the more vulnerable person.

@joebuck125 @demon_dolI Most nights I go to bed when my husband does and just lay with him, sometimes reading or scrolling, til he falls asleep. Every now and then I get sleepy and also fall asleep, most times I quietly leave the room to go be a night owl. Feels like the best of both worlds 😅

@demon_dolI My boss told me last night that he hasn’t gone to bed at the same time as his wife for 8 fucking years. Insane. Unthinkable.

no one talks about the difficulties in having a bedtime gap relationship

When a man is making you uncomfortable but you can't really say anything bc you're scared he'll kill you for hurting his feelings

Dudes be like I need to make this extremely beautiful woman my gf so I can ignore her needs and not even be that nice to her

incredible how cats can detect the softest most sensitive organs in a human body for the sole purpose of standing on them with the weight of the sun concentrated into tiny kitty paws

To the men saying, “I’m too scared to even touch women now because of allegations”: Good. You were never supposed to touch women without their consent in the first place. It’s not complicated. Keep your hands to yourself unless a woman has clearly welcomed that contact. The fact that basic consent is treated like some impossible rule is exactly why so many women are exhausted. Women’s boundaries are not an inconvenience, and no man is entitled to a woman’s body.

@justajokur @sunnkssdseraph Honestly…when dealing with someone like that, I feel like it’s the best case scenario if they think that you make yourself scarce because you’re just sooo guilty 😂 like please never forgive me so that I can be over here, away from you, wallowing in my “guilt” forever please 😭

@sunnkssdseraph I once saw a narcissist I knew post this though playing victim, when I was actually avoiding him because he was a fucking insane sadistic creep.

According to psychology. when someone knows they treated you wrong, they avoid you. It's called guilty conscience. They don't have the maturity to apologize for their disrespectful actions, and since they lack accountability, they simply remove themselves from your life.