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My youngest is in ICU. Pretty serious head injury. But I mean...he couldn't just catch the foul ball??? I don't care if you're 3 months old: I'm literally holding you up in the air directly in the path of the ball.

@notgaetti @obvious_shirts Father's Day Promo: free hat with subscription to Mrs. Notgaetti's OnlyFans!

The hats are BACK

Happy Holidays

Getting so desperate to find a new job that I'm worried I'll accidentally tell one of the prospective employers that I'm ready to put my whole pussy into working hard to earn it.

@hoagy_macintosh Fuck 🤣

@oldrattleagain Checking in

goblin gang

@hoagy_macintosh That's a beautiful shot. You should frame that one

@kummkopf When Bart stimulates your man-clit

@YarisYAML Yeah but if Van Halen could see me hanging out with my buddies and how I crack everyone up & flirt with the waitresses, they'd know I'm just like them.

@nardlesus Van Halen doesn't know who you are. Marketing used to play into this by having bands address "the fans" and it just seems so dated and weird to me.

One fun thing about boomers is how much they identify with pop culture. Like they think Van Halen is their friend and they think them approving of Van Halen matters to the band. It's an aging pov from a time when you could only talk to like 5 dudes so your opinion mattered.

@FaceAppRocky #FreeWinona

My Winona Ryder shoplifting cctv cross stitch

My genitalia smell like mustart

@NAWKWAL The cryogenic breast chamber

My Itchy Asshole

@NAWKWAL Looks great. Are those the original tires?

@Infex333 One of the sound bites is this one from Cleaver in Sopranos

my favorite squishy schlorpy stock sound effect!!

99.9% anti-bacterial soap is only 15% on my balls. I have to use brake cleaner

When I shit in an unflushed toilet & someone else's pee splashes my butthole 🤤

"'But autumn is definitely here.' Bruce said, in the casual demeanor of someone with a penis that is slightly above average in all dimensions" 😆 New Bruce story dropped:

@dougferda Pretty sad but also hard for guys like us to relate to

@nardlesus Turdmogged in front of the hoes 😭😓😞