Natalie

Yesterday my soul mate, Stella, passed away. My heart is irreparably shattered. She was my once-in-a-lifetime dog. The one that makes you love so deeply like you didn’t know you could love anyone. These are the worst days of my life. I can’t wait until we meet again, baby girl.

@WestJet what the hell is happening?! Booked premium tickets months ago. Couple weeks ago I get an email saying plane changed and it’s 100% economy. We just boarded and there IS premium and we’re squished in coach with 2 dogs and no room to move, and NO COMPENSATION! I’m LIVID.

@dieworkwear introvert? lol

we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out

@liztheelovely @bigdybbukenergy someone forgot to tell my mom she’s white 😭

@bigdybbukenergy white parents aren’t known for torturing their daughters so there’s that

@bigdybbukenergy Ohhh I just looked on your website and it says you’re 26. This makes sense. Just wait a few years til the hard conversations need to happen with parents and grandparents and a magical someone is expected to help them with everything. (hint: it’s you 😓 sorry my dude)

@bigdybbukenergy Eldest child/daughter, eldest grandchild, eldest daughter-in-law eldest son in a family of all sons, eldest cousin…this shit is exhausting man. It’s never-ending.

@ikeko__ STUNNING 😍

Stayed true to my word

@birgitomo Hey there!! 👋🏼 Fellow Canadian academic who’s mostly just a lurker now!

I miss seeing tweets from most of my Canadian folks. What has Elon done with the algorithms? Please say hello if you’re still here 👋🏿

@passionforana @Awakenjp Hahahaha this is exactly what would happen

@Awakenjp They’d just start filming in temporary trailer and container hospitals while the hospital is getting rebuilt in the storyline

someone needs to blow up that hospital

@Awakenjp you’re not gonna believe this…but it’s been tried on MULTIPLE occasions

@frombretoyou precisely why I always have at least one trip booked!

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big

@Poppy44412 @SaneVirtually This is correct

@SaneVirtually A plastic surgeon said the Spock eyebrows she has going is because Botox was incorrectly placed.

As much as I love her, what the hell is she doing to her face

@xtrahardreset @SaneVirtually Definitely not, Botox doesn’t do that. It’s filler and her brows are spocked from Botox.

@hoypunyetaka @britmebaby She was 35

@britmebaby I highly doubt she was even pushing 40 here

@999999xxyxyyyyy @skymoding “We ain’t come to play school”

travis kelce nodding along as taylor reads lyrics to him, trying desperately to remember if “mahogany” is the one where you only date one person at a time or the one where you don’t respect women

@pixeldusty2024 @FilmUpdates

@FilmUpdates @FilmUpdates nothing against Keith urban or Katie Holmes, but I mean... Tom and Nicole forever... Seriously, you can find them both looking for each other in their separate AMC ads.

Nicole Kidman has filed for divorce from Keith Urban, TMZ reports.

@shesasolarbeing wowwwww 😍 these are stunning! you’re so talented!

I should probably make a 2000s version

@SnizzyKnowsBest @Nunya_Dm_Biz @lizaboth Yup I play rec as well and it can get expensive quick! Nothing like hockey though, but ball can def be cost-prohibitive esp for kids

@nataliepayer @Nunya_Dm_Biz @lizaboth Probably the most inaccessible sports we have, my wife plays moderately serious rec league ball and owns 3 $250+ bats and that’s without talking about gloves, uniforms, league fees and travel

When we say sports are inaccessible to poor kids, this is what we mean

@SnizzyKnowsBest @Nunya_Dm_Biz @lizaboth THIS

@Nunya_Dm_Biz @lizaboth You putting baseball and softball let me know you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about

@PuppiesIover PIZZA 😍😍

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@Greyson2020 @oldenoughtosay 3 heads is the correct amount of garlic for pesto, though

@oldenoughtosay My high school girlfriend was vegan and taking home ec, so she had to bring in her own recipes. She got one from a friend’s mom for pesto that called for “3 cloves of garlic”… she thought that meant 3 heads. I still don’t understand how that teacher never noticed her making it.