Nate.

I can’t find a tweet to pin.

i love pineapple on pizza and i will not apologize for it. today i learned that i also love peaches on pizza. what a time to be alive.

Shannon Beador lives in a glass house yet loves to throw stones. Her victim card declined. #RHOC x @PrettyCorrupt1 is out! 🔥🍊 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pre…

unrelated, the guy who had to deem himself “sponge-worthy” to elaine on seinfeld was luke from gilmore girls.

Everything Jax said was a plea to Bravo not to fire him, and a threat to Brittany if they do. #TheValley x @PrettyCorrupt1 is out! 🔥 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pre…

there’s a place in hell reserved for folks still shooting off fireworks on july 5th. i had to sit on the bathroom floor with this guy until 2am this morning. y’all can f right off.

Sorry, Janet. When Jason has to check you for twisting words and making yourself the victim, you know it’s baaaad. Our Mariposa is getting married! 🦋 #TheValley x @PrettyCorrupt1 is out! 🔥 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pre…

Janet saying “sniper from the side” and shouting for accountability? She’s desperate to force her own #RHOBH moment. OWN IT! #TheValley x @PrettyCorrupt1 is out! 🔥 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pre…

the couple i’m dogsitting for were explaining how one of the dogs hurt his shoulder jumping into the pool and i was like, “wait do dogs have shoulders?” cause i always assumed they just had 4 hips.

Jax has had every opportunity to evolve, and he hasn’t. Year after year, the same story. Like Vicki and Ramona before him, Jax’s journey on reality TV has come to an end. #TheValley x @PrettyCorrupt1 is out! 🔥 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pre…

barney would like to play and he’s not taking no for an answer.

the best part about this joke is that he actually pronounces it “missourah”—something only native missourians like my dad say—which implies that abe simpson is actually from there.

i was looking through old albums and came across this photo of my sister and her husband wearing what may be the greatest halloween costume of all time.

yuki’s first day as a therapy dog. my boy is all grown up.

35 years later…

@_HerAgain_ ❤️❤️❤️

@natesaifer So sorry to hear about your dad.. popped by to see how you are doing and saw this. 😢 Sending love and prayers to you and your mom. Stay strong sweets 😘😔

my dad passed away last month so to keep my mom’s mind off things we’ve started watching gilmore girls from the beginning. it’s my favorite show but she’s never seen it. we’re only a few episodes in and she already (correctly) hates dean, so we’re off to a good start.

@DownRunnin i always thought she had the best chemistry with logan. yes, he was an insufferable asshole, but at that point in the show so was rory.

@natesaifer All 3 of Rory's boyfriends kind of were terrible if you don't try to choose one as the "best one". -i guess, Jess if I must choose- I hope this show brings your mom comfort.

@RadziwillLee she likes her so far but she’ll really become a fan of the later seasons emily gilmore.

@natesaifer The true test is how much she loves

@SavanimalJane i could never tired of shitting on dean but other haters are always welcome to join the chat. i’m just waiting to see how long before she realizes that rory is also objectively terrible.

@JenBennX ❤️❤️❤️

@natesaifer So sorry to hear about your Dad. Sending love to you and your mom. 🙏💛