Curls and Twirls

Fuck a zodiac sign, what’s your Mystery Mousekatool?

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？ #ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

@YoRHa2Pee Always hit em with a “Doing well, thanks. I hope the same for you!” Pleasant and no follow up needed :)

@RSPacker I can see where you get it from

dawg is this GRAHAM FUCKING WASHINGTON

@JimsNotions @JayCuda I think you can manage this one

@JayCuda Which of these nfl teams is closest to each county Hawaii and Alaska?

map updated - closest remaining NFL team to each county in the contiguous united states

Going to the University of Oklahoma for PA school! #BoomerSooner

@thefierypatriot @thedialogist And you’re a nobody on the internet bitching about somebody bitching

@thedialogist Right, the man who became a billionaire, built properties all over the world, became an iconic TV celebrity, and then ran for president with no experience and won, and then “lost” and then won again, is an “idiot.” Meanwhile you’re a nobody on the internet bitching.

excel wants to make me blow my brains out

This is the only good Halloween costume I’ve seen

Existence is pain #SeattleMariners

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Banger??? I barely know her!

Yes. (Art by @HoV3nn.)

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If I had a nickel

So there I was in the park - birding binoculars around my neck, Pokemon Go on my phone - and some shirtless middle-aged man has the NERVE to go *scoff* “Nerd”

@summoningsalt SummoningSalt knows ball

Big "2000 Pedro Martinez" energy

How do you even do this to a leaderboard of a popular game like Super Mario Bros lol