Nathan Lowe

@ParlayVault +350? Best odds never hits on these. Cash out. He will then crush one.

Need some advices 😬

@MoneylineMafia_ Oooooofffff. 🤦‍♂️

$43,500 on South Korea 🇰🇷

@gavinmchughh 0-6. I finally hopped on board. My bad!

6 draws today. Draw record: 14-34 Money Count: $2,878 WE GO NOW.

@JPFinlayNBCS What bullpen?

This Nats bullpen man …..

@MarkZuckerman Like this team is without a bullpen. They are bullpenless.

I'm speechless. I'm without speech.

@MarkZuckerman This is the worst loss since last night.

Final: Phillies 5, Nats 4. For the second straight night, the Nationals were one strike away. For the second straight night, they were dealt a gut-punch loss. They reach the halfway point of the season at 41-40.

Watching the World Cup has me asking questions. Do Europeans get issued 8 weeks of vacation, unlimited airline miles, and a trust fund at birth? Because every match I turn on there are 40,000 fans following their team to a different state or country on a Tuesday afternoon while Americans are hiding in a work bathroom checking scores.

Just give him the Oscar

Police have released a sketch of the main suspect accused of defacing the reflecting pool.

School suspends a 5-year-old for fighting. Dad gets called in. Expecting him to apologize, punish his son, and play the good little parent. Instead the dad listens to his son: “This kid was picking on me at recess. I asked him to stop. He didn’t.” Then the dad turns to the principal and says what every father in America has been thinking: “So you don’t even know what the bully was doing to my kid… but you’re suspending MY son for ending it?” He looks at the bully kid and says: “You gonna think twice before you bully my son again.” Then he turns to his boy, gives him knuckles right there in the office in front of the principal, assistant principal, counselor, and nurse: “Son, I’m proud of you. You ain’t suspended. You got a three-day vacation. It’s hunting season. Let’s go.” Zero tolerance policies are a joke. They only tolerate one thing: kids who won’t defend themselves. This dad just reminded every weak administrator in America what real parenting looks like. Raise men. Not victims.

BREAKING: Trump releases photo of one of the Reflecting Pool vandals

Balanced

This Dutch fan carried 26 pints by himself after refusing a tray.. 🤯

@SleeperNats Went from 4 games over .500 back to 2. 1/2 GB of Phils to 2.5 GB. It’s not but this feels worse than the Giants collapse.

The Nationals were one strike away and up 8-6. It’s 11-8. #Natitude

@MarkZuckerman And now?

Brandon Marsh has tied this game with a 2-run homer off Brad Lord with 2 outs in the 9th. It's 8-8. Unreal.

@thepropdealer Cash out amount was more criminal than Kane not scoring at all.

One of my followers needs some cash out advice... He's already cashed five legs on this insane 2+ Goals World Cup parlay. His current cash out is $5,986. If he lets it ride it could win $29,000 🤯

@NextLevelBets_ What a giant waste of $500. 🤦‍♂️

$1000 TO 20 PEOPLE WHO LIKES+RT💕 IF KANE BRINGS IT HOME⚽️ Check comments for a 🎁

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

A note to my friends who still back Trump: I am not here to dunk on you. I am writing because you have a working brain, and this story insults it. The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool got a $14 million paint job. Shortly thereafter the water turned green and the new “American flag blue” coating started peeling off the bottom in sheets. Trump says vandals did it. He claims, without evidence, that someone took a knife and cut a 300-foot slit, a number that grew to 350 feet while he was still talking. Back on May 4, Trump bragged about that same coating and said, if you had a knife, you could not even cut it, so strong, like powerful rubber. He cannot have it both ways. And the green water? A George Mason scientist tested it and found ordinary, non-toxic algae, the kind that blooms in any shallow sunny pool. To fight it, crews dumped hydrogen peroxide into the water. Hydrogen peroxide is also a paint stripper. That, not sabotage or vandalism, is the obvious reason the paint came off. They wrecked their own paint job, then blamed phantom vandals for it. The lone "vandal" they paraded is a 67-year-old Olympian who touched a flap of paint already peeling on its own. Here is the thing. If they will look you in the eye and lie about something this small, something you can see with your own eyes, ask yourself what else they are lying to you about. Again, you have a working brain. People like Karoline Leavitt are counting on you to stay loyal instead of exercising independent thought. Prove them wrong.