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@ick_real Adult

What’s the phase of life called, when you don’t want to leave the house? And you don’t want anyone coming over to the house.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Heat

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

@NASA When is tli?

The Orion spacecraft successfully separated from the upper stage of the rocket, and the "proximity operations" test is underway. The Artemis II astronauts are manually piloting Orion similarly to how they would if they were docking with another spacecraft.

@HighImpactFlix Much better to see the explosions

Holy Hell!! The Artemis 2 launch was PATHETIC and had horrible video feeds. They were better in the 1960s! How can this not be all by design? At least when Elon does a launch, there are multiple camera angles and it's entertaining. Even NASA's animation sucks!

@ABridgen Increase taxes

As threatened Iran has attacked a British target. The British Castrol oil company in Erbil, Iraq. What do you think Starmer’s response will be ?

@DavidD_Chapman Haha good luck with that

Withdraw from NATO and withdraw all US troops from US bases in Europe and see how many days it takes Russia to conquer Europe.

@CleansedTweets 100%

How do people who lived through the 80s and 90s stomach today. I can’t fathom it. Surely you must be depressed?

@MattCas04807118 Put her down

Sharon Price from Epsom is a demon.🤬🤬 Shutting 23 cats in a wheelie bin and watching some die is the work of a really disgusting human being.🤬🤬 I try not to hate but …🤬

@JimFergusonUK So his aim was to close the straight, great job

🚨 EUROPE JUST GOT THE MESSAGE — AND IT’S NOT A GOOD ONE President Trump has made it clear: America is finishing its objective… and then stepping back. No more world policing. No more automatic protection. No more guarantees. His words matter: “The Strait… that’s not for us. That’ll be for France. That’ll be for whoever’s using it.” Read between the lines. This is a strategic shift. The United States is signalling: We secured our interests We achieved our objective You are now responsible for yours For Europe — this is a wake-up call. Because for decades: Security was outsourced Energy vulnerability was ignored Military strength was allowed to decline Now reality is returning. Fast. If America steps back: Who protects critical trade routes? Who secures energy supply lines? Who responds when escalation happens again? Europe is exposed. And it has been left exposed by its own leadership. This is not just about geopolitics. This is about consequence. Weak energy policy. Weak defence policy. Weak leadership. All converging at the same moment. And now, when the pressure is rising… The safety net may no longer be there. The world is shifting. And Europe is not ready.

@allenanalysis Wait till you hear about JFK

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: New court filing: the bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk does not match the rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson. The murder weapon and the alleged murder weapon are not the same weapon. This is not a minor evidentiary dispute. If the bullet doesn’t match the gun — the prosecution’s case has a fundamental problem. Joe Kent said on Tucker Carlson that the NCTC investigation into Kirk’s death was stopped. Kent said Kirk’s last words to him were: stop us from getting into a war with Iran. Kent confirmed Kirk was under documented pressure from pro-Israel donors in the weeks before his death. The investigation was stopped. Now the bullet doesn’t match the gun.

@RBRHub Oh well

@AltSuzukaMrchnt Extra fuel ⛽

WTF were they feeding that engine in 2019, it sounds like it has 2000hp down the Kemmel straight💀

@Kangarooei They would both be needing an ambulance

Tie them to the back of a train. Bastards!!!!🤬😡💔

@autosport Does F1 need Max? Nope

'Why does F1 - or indeed, the world - need journalism?', asked those who supported Max Verstappen's decision to eject a journalist from his Suzuka media session 🗞️ Here is why real-world media literacy is more important than ever ✍️ autosport.com/f1/news/versta…

@MarkLaneF1 Misjudged the closing speed and closed the door

I think Colapinto moved off the racing line to defend.

@F1 @aramco Read the room

Nico Hulkenberg hit the top speed around Suzuka! ⏱️ The Audi driver is this weekend's @Aramco Speed Master 🏎️💨 Check out the full leaderboard 👉 f1.com/aramco-speed-m… #F1 #JapaneseGP

@F1LasVegas Vegas is cancelled because it's shit

Mark your calendars accordingly...🎟️ #LasVegasGP #F1

At the opening of the Quadrilateral Consultations in Islamabad on 29 March 2026, the Foreign Ministers of Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Türkiye, and Egypt pose for a family photo.

@SkySportsF1 Give back gifts from the FIA

With Max Verstappen considering his future, what would you do in his shoes? 🤔