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@DrClownPhD @leoakinx Looks like something your mom makes

@leoakinx so disgusting

Which country would you never want to visit, and why is it India?

@CapitalOne STAY FAR AWAY FROM CAPITAL ONE Their customer service is horrible. I am now locked out of my account and the only way in is by a phone number and email that are attached to my account that aren't mine. Their phone service refuses to help. Never using them for a credit card again.

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@AskCapitalOne I have given up at this point. I am cancelling my card. Phone service doesn't help. Nobody to e-mail. No on the Capital One website. This is ridiculous

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@DrClownPhD Anyone who doesn't find this attractive is just trying to deflect because they have a tiny penis

If you like this body type, you’re gay.

@AskCapitalOne X chat isn't even working. The Capital One case # is 260523230009677. If this isn't resolved I will not be able to use my card for online purchases and have no choice but to cancel and close my card.

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@DrClownPhD Poopy and vaseline

What does this candle smell like!? 🤨

@MetamateDaz This is misleading. What you collect at retirement is also capped. If they paid more now they would be just collecting more later. You can't remove the cap for one and not the other. Social Security is meant to be a safety net for lower incomes, not a tax.

Most people don't realize but Americans only pay Social Security taxes on income under $184,500. What that means is anyone that makes over that stops paying Social Security at $184,501. If the Social Security earnings cap were removed they would have enough money for universal health care.

@HaterReport Nobody, he needs at least 3 titles

Who at this table getting up for Wemby??

@LoganPaul @jakepaul Steroids

465 pounds and 12 feet 3 inches of pure American beef @jakepaul

@LoganPaul Don't forget the needle in the butt

100 pushups 100 sit-ups a day + PRIME shake (32g protein)

@JonnyRoot_ Here we fucking go again 🙄

#1 pick & Las Vegas Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza needs to stop dropping F-bombs like this… All it does is devalue his statements about Jesus & his faith We all screw up. We fail to tame the tongue often. But, don’t embrace the culture/Sin City, at the expense of your faith

@1hakankapucu Harry Kane is a kind man

This dog was clinging to every visitor like this hoping someone adopt him until finally someone really did. Every being wants to be loved.

@patobonato None of them are MasterCard

🇦🇷 Selección Argentina de Hockey femenino Qué notan?

@NFL_DovKleiman Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife He's going to hell

Class Act: Patriots HC Mike Vrabel leads his team in Bible studies before almost every game. Mike is a devout Catholic and believes faith plays a crucial role in building team chemistry and success. A true role model on and off the field 🙏

@HustleBitch_ He's a man of the people

🚨 JEFF BEZOS WORTH $200 BILLION — SPOTTED AT COACHELLA IN A $12 AMAZON SHIRT At Coachella 2024… Jeff Bezos. Worth $200,000,000,000 at the time. And he shows up in something anyone can buy in two clicks. Why would a $200 billion man choose a $12 shirt?

@ewarren This is what gets Trump voted into office Attacking capitalism is not good politics, we're going to get stuck with Vance for another 4 if you keep this nonsense up

A Boston public school teacher is paying a higher tax rate than Jeff Bezos is today. That's flat-out wrong. My Wealth Tax for ultra-millionaires and billionaires will finally right the wrongs of our tax code so that the rich pay their fair share.

@SenWarren Elizabeth Warren is extremely misleading. Corporations pay zero taxes because they either reinvest profit back into the company and/or pay their executives bonuses who then PAY INCOME TAX on said bonuses

If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than: Tesla Southwest Disney Live Nation HP United PayPal CVS Health Palantir Citigroup PG&E 3M That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax. It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.

@FastbreakHoops5 Desmond's mom got taken to pound town by a T Rex

Desmond Bane’s ragebaiting really needs to be studied. 😭

@MatthewNichol5 We know, it's Banana Ball retard

This is not baseball.