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@Nigel_Farage Well let’s just hope that the Green Party get elected where you live then. Muppet.

If you vote Reform you will not have an illegal migrant deportation facility in your area. We will hold migrants awaiting deportation in constituencies that vote Green instead. You get what you vote for.

@GoodwinMJ Well let’s just hope to God the Green Party are elected where you live. Enjoy! Muppet.

Vote Green, Get illegal migrant detention centres in your area! If you want open borders, you can now live with the consequences! Enjoy!

@SarahForRuncorn A bit like the Ukrainian refugees from a few years back, right?

If you vote for them, you can have them.

@Nigel_Farage Just sign them NF and be done with it.

I’m out on the market today. These are selling like hotcakes! 👀

@GoodwinMJ Are you an actual Member of Parliament?

Under a Reform government, you’ll not only see illegal migrants be deported out of Britain. But those awaiting deportation will be detained in … Green Party areas. It’s only fair that the Greens who want open borders get the illegal migrants … telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/0…

@Tironianae What a nasty, horrible, racist fkn lunatic. Everybody hates you and you stink as well, you are only pissed off becasue the ripped off the state for billions of dollars year after year and you couldn’t.

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump says NO MORE SOMALIANS in the USA. He's DONE. "Their country STINKS! They contribute NOTHING." 💯 "I don't want 'em, to be honest. OK? Some say, that's not politically correct. I DON'T CARE. I don't want them in our country. Their country's no good for a reason!" "I'm understanding Somalians ripped Minnesota that place for BILLIONS of dollars! And they contribute NOTHING. The welfare's like 88%!" "I always watch [Ilhan Omar] complain about our Constitution, how she's treated 'badly,' or it's a bad place, hates Jewish people, hate's everybody. She's a TERRIBLE person." "I watch what's happening in Minnesota, the land of a thousand lakes? This beautiful place, I see these people RIPPING it off."

@david_stewart Why are you watching your TV from the side room?

Still staggered at this £500,000 question. I’d have been all in on ice puck and shown to be clueless 😟

@david_stewart Did she answer correctly?

@SpencerHakimian …or alternatively don’t be a corrupt MF like me. 👍

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@ZiaYusufUK Prick.

Today we announce a new policy: In order to deport all illegal migrants in Britain, Reform will need to detain tens of thousands at a time. Migrants will not be able to leave these detention centres, and each will be held there a couple of weeks before being deported. So here’s our promise: A Reform government will not put any migrant detention facilities in any constituency with a Reform MP. Nor will we put them where Reform controls the council. And of the remaining areas, we will prioritise Green controlled parliamentary constituencies and Green controlled councils to locate the detention centres. Put simply, if you vote in a Reform council or Reform MP, we guarantee you won’t have a detention centre near you. If you vote Green, there’s a good chance you will. This is an important exercise in democratic consent, not just for our mass deportation policy, but for where the detention centres are placed. Given @ZackPolanski openly advocates for open borders, I look forward to their warm embrace of this policy. votegreengetillegals.com

@OWS1892 @LBC @lewis_goodall She is so thick. Listening to her is like watching a Fast Show character.

@LBC @lewis_goodall I love that we're all meant to watch this and not think she's a full-blown fucking moron that can barely form a coherent sentence. Fuck knows who her parents were, but I guarantee you they were rich, and paid for her privilege.

‘On the basis of that logic, would you ban Tommy Robinson’s rally?’ @Lewis_Goodall pushes the Tories’ Helen Whately for ‘consistency’ as the party calls for a ban on pro-Palestine ‘hate marches’.

@WhiteHouse You know what they say, say it often enough and you will start believing it yourself.

President Trump saying WINNING for 1 hour. 🔁 Can't stop, won't stop.

@RobertJenrick Now comment on the second part of that sentence. 🤡

Reform councils buy best in class machine to fill in pot holes. Another devastating expose by the Guardian.

@WhiteHouse But before I review the plan that Iran has just sent, I will take the time to send this tweet. 🤡

"I will soon be reviewing the plan that Iran has just sent to us, but can’t imagine that it would be acceptable in that they have not yet paid a big enough price for what they have done to Humanity, and the World, over the last 47 years..." - President Donald J. Trump

@AnnieForTruth …and no joke.

Yes…..

@thescottbarber Are they his Golf Club Championship trophies on the mantle piece? Fair play to him.

Words literally cannot express how utterly insane and tasteless this aesthetic really is.

@RonFilipkowski He looks pretty good with his shirt off to be fair.

Weird for him to post this for many reasons, but one is the fact that he’s owned pools his entire life but has never been in one because he doesn’t want to be seen with his shirt off.

@Conservative2TX Brilliant.

What the fuck is this? Did he rape the statue of liberty, too? He is cracked mentally.

@JamieBonkiewicz The guy is a fkn took. If he gave us an example for the difficulty of the maths but then says it was actually more difficult than that, then why didn’t he just make his example more difficult. Everything he does and says is ridiculous.

Trump is being regularly tested for dementia and is too stupid to realize it.

@JamesMelville Better than Steve ‘The Nugget’ Davis?

Snooker World Championship: Stephen Hendry is one of the best pundits in sport right now. He’s funny, honest, astute and completely gets the situation because he went through it many times as a 7 times world champion.