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@needlenose5

Pronouns: He, He, He — I identify as a comedian. Husband, dad. coder, Ultra MAGA. Subject to Connecticut Governor NeedleNose Ned Lamont

Milford, CT Katılım Mart 2020
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needlenose
needlenose@needlenose5·
@JBlunt1018 To be blunt, nobody cares what you think. Go to hell , you radical Islamic sympathizer!
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James Blunt
James Blunt@JBlunt1018·
Sec Hegseth should be fired. Yes, he served, and that deserves respect. But he does not have the experience for this job. He went from a National Guard Major and a TV host to running the entire U.S. military, a multi-trillion dollar operation with global war responsibilities. He has zero senior command experience. Zero large-scale organizational leadership. Zero prior top-level national security role. And we’re in a live conflict with a country like Iran. This is not the time for on-the-job training. I truly hope POTUS is considering it.
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Protect Kamala Harris ✊
Protect Kamala Harris ✊@DisavowTrump20·
Donald Trump will go down in history as the worst President of the United States.
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needlenose@needlenose5·
@Scaramucci Please self deport to an IRGC section of Iran so you can join your fellow radical Islamic brothers in your quest to obtain 70 virgin goats 🐐.
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Anthony Scaramucci
Anthony Scaramucci@Scaramucci·
Let me read you the MAGA checklist. 👇🏼 We were going to release the Epstein files. Until Trump showed up in the Epstein files. So we bombed people to distract from them. We bombed a school in Iran with young kids in it. We built Alligator Alcatraz — a sewage-backed penitentiary for immigrants in Florida — and laughed about it on camera. We kidnapped children and didn't know where we were sending them. We manipulated the markets. Repeatedly. We accepted a $400 million jet as a bribe and kept it after leaving office. We excoriated allies who stood with us for over a century. Threatened to attack a NATO country. Treated Canada like an enemy. We came after the First, Fourth, Fifth, and Fourteenth Amendment rights of American citizens. Every price in America went up because of the tariffs. Then came the tax bill - if you make a million dollars or more — $7,000 benefit. If you make $50,000 or less — we're taking $500 away from you. But here's what's finally moving the needle: Gas prices. It turns out the red line for MAGA is $8 a gallon going into the 250th birthday of America. Nobody wants to grill hot dogs and explain to their kids why it costs $120 to fill the tank. The approval ratings are going into the gutter. And he doesn't care. That's the part that should terrify everyone.
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LadyValor
LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
Singer P!nk calls MAGA an “insult to humanity” and says, “If you’re a Trump supporter, then don’t listen to my music.” What is your Response to her ??
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needlenose
needlenose@needlenose5·
@RealAlexJones @hodgetwins Please self deport to an IRGC section of Iran so you can join your fellow radical Islamic brothers in your quest to obtain 70 virgin goats 🐐.
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Alex Jones
Alex Jones@RealAlexJones·
Major update on the tug-of-war taking place inside the Trump administration concerning the Iran war and the future Attorney General. Trump is starting to wake up from the spell he was under and we need all hands on deck NOW!!!!
Alex Jones@RealAlexJones

🚨🚨FANTASTIC NEWS! Ed Martin Is Being STRONGLY Considered To Be The Next Deputy AG Plus, Trump Is Not Going To Fire Tulsi Gabbard From Her Position As The Director Of National Intelligence In this EXCLUSIVE Post I Report On The FACT That President Trump Now Knows The IRAN War Is A Deep State TRAP And Is Looking For An Off-ramp To End It Fast!🚨🚨

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Rushi
Rushi@rushicrypto·
Here is my proposal. Iran opens the Strait of Hormuz to all shipping. President Trump, Vice President Vance, and Secretary Hegseth resign. All US bases in the Middle East close forever. Iran agrees to abandon regional proxies. The US stops arms shipments to Israel. Iran agrees to not pursue nuclear weapons and allow verification. What do you say?
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Chris Murphy 🟧
Chris Murphy 🟧@ChrisMurphyCT·
A good thread on Trump's fake EO on college sports. He got the headlines he wanted from the perpetually gullible mainstream news. But the order does nothing - because Trump has no power to regulate college sports. It's not worth the paper its written on. It's all pretend. But the big schools will love it because he sides with the greedy industry and against the athletes. Trump wants to keep allowing the Power Five to collude and wage fix so that the billions in revenue from big time college sports go to the rich adults and not the actual athletes.
Kyle Saunders@profgoose

1/Trump just signed the college sports EO. Signed on Final Four eve for maximum visibility. Here's what a political scientist sees in the 10-page document and the coverage around it. 🧵

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Ailany💍💁‍♀️
Be 100% honest: would you still have voted for President Trump if you knew he'd attack Iran?
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needlenose@needlenose5·
@hasanthehun Please self deport yourself to an IRGC section of Iran so you can join your fellow radical Islamic brothers in your quest to get 70 virgin goats!
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hasanabi@hasanthehun·
it seems they pulled it off. hopefully trump sees this as enough of a victory and looks for a negotiated offramp instead of feeling emboldened to invade w boots on the ground.
Jennifer Griffin@JenGriffinFNC

Fox News can confirm that the 2nd crew member of the downed F15E fighter jet has been rescued and he and the members of the rescue team that extracted him from behind enemy lines in Iran are all safely out of Iran. That according to two senior US officials and multiple well placed sources in the region. The Weapons Systems Officer ejected along with the pilot when their F15E Strike Eagle they were flying was struck Thursday night (early Friday local time) in southwest Iran.  The WSO used the SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape) training to evade capture, hiding on an elevated ridge after hiking away from the wreckage and putting out an emergency beacon.) US Special Operations rescue forces to include PJs (United States Air Force Pararescuemen (PJs) and many layers of elite rescue forces took part in the complex, layered mission to both find the crew member and also keep the Iranian forces who were hunting the American weapons system operator at bay. There are videos that have appeared from local eyewitnesses that show what appear to have been  injured and dead Iranian members of the IRGC and Basij who were looking for the downed American crew member. Fox has learned there was fighting on the ground but no Americans killed during the operation. “It was a very complex operation to retrieve the downed service member,” a well placed source briefed on the operation told me. Many different branches of the US military were involved in the rescue. Fox News can confirm the A10 Warthog that crashed Friday was involved in providing cover for the rescue teams searching for the pilot. That A10 crashed in Kuwait (first reported by ABC Friday) but the A10 pilot managed to eject safely and was rescued. There was destruction of aircraft which have sensitive equipment on board, I am told, all part of this complex CSAR (Combat Search and Rescue) mission. The F15E was pretty much destroyed on impact. Two rescue helicopters were hit by enemy fire on  Friday and crew members onboard were injured by enemy fire but managed to make it out of Iran. There were a lot of elements to this rescue, I am told.

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needlenose@needlenose5·
@phattylav @theAMFK @MalcolmNance Please self deport yourself to an IRGC section of Iran so you can join your radical Islamic brothers in your quest to get 70 virgin goats!
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phattylav@phattylav·
@needlenose5 @theAMFK @MalcolmNance Also Trumptard, Germany invaded Europe to start WW2. We became Israel’s bitch when we started a war of aggression (which ironically got the Z@zi’s executed in Nuremberg). We decided to do it.
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phattylav@phattylav·
@needlenose5 @theAMFK @MalcolmNance You can’t be this Trumptarded. Plus being a retired Navy I know for a fact it’s more than one, all of our Middle East bases are toast (most on day one) and we just lost a plethora of aircraft yesterday. Yet keep being the Fox News 🐑
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needlenose
needlenose@needlenose5·
@hodgetwins Disrespect Dan Bongino????? Tell me you’re an asshole without telling me you’re an asshole.
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needlenose@needlenose5·
@phattylav @theAMFK @MalcolmNance Possibly one jet was shot down over Iran in a month. We lost about 40 aircraft a day in Europe during WW2. Maybe we should have pulled out of WW2? I think you’re a little bit overreacting. And by a little, I mean a lot!
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phattylav@phattylav·
@theAMFK @needlenose5 @MalcolmNance Cool. I’m glad I served 21 years to allow you that freedom to say that and that I can say Trump and Hegseth just fooked our military’s air side to go into Iran and get shot down even though they keep telling the American public that they have nothing left including anti-air
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Cernovich@Cernovich·
After the U.S. Army graciously raised the enlistment age to 42, not one pro-war conservative podcaster or media figure has signed up. Fascinating.
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Joe Kent
Joe Kent@joekent16jan19·
Trump’s negotiations were working. Thats why Israel forced this war by attacking Iran, to sabotage the deal he was about to make. Israel needs this war to reach their goals. We need peace to achieve ours. Whoever restores order will hold the power. This should be our goal.
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman

@joekent16jan19 Hey Joe, 6 Presidents tried to negotiate with Iran. Never worked.

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Rich Baris THE PEOPLE'S PUNDIT
Rich Baris THE PEOPLE'S PUNDIT@Peoples_Pundit·
Odds of Democrats winning control of the U.S. Senate have hit their highest level to date, and they're now favored slightly at 51.2%. Hey, remember the idiot clapping seal wannabes who laughed at this prospect when I warned about it last year? Wannabes. kalshi.com/markets/contro…
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needlenose@needlenose5·
@KamalaHarris How? Are you a fucking Queen? DJT is our duly elected President! Full Stop
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Kamala Harris
Kamala Harris@KamalaHarris·
We must be clear eyed about what is at stake with the Supreme Court right now. We cannot allow Donald Trump to hand pick one, if not two, additional justices. The nation's highest court must be stopped from becoming even more beholden to him. nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/…
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needlenose@needlenose5·
@cenkuygur Maybe, maybe it just crashed. In a In any case one downed jet out of thousands of missions flown! I told you not to be stupid, you moron!
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Cenk Uygur
Cenk Uygur@cenkuygur·
Iran shot down a U.S. fighter jet. Remember when we were promised how easy this would be.
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needlenose@needlenose5·
@MalcontentmentT @ramzpaul Try comparing to yet another much WORSE Day for Iran! I think you need to self report back to your home planet!
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Malcontent News@MalcontentmentT·
Let's try this again F-15E - destroyed A-10C - destroyed A-10C - damaged - RTB CH-47 - destroyed in Kuwait F-16 - reportedly damaged - RTB HH-60W - damaged RTB HH-60W - damaged RTB F-16 - squawk 7700 over Iraq - RTB KC-135R - squawk 7700 RTB MQ-9 - destroyed Terrible day
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