Neil Stothard

'Appy St George's Day to all who are proud to call England 'ome! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🍺 🫖 PS you don't need to tell me St George was Anatolian. You're boring, you'll try and tell me he din't slay a dragon next 🙃🐉

@benonwine Cockwombles

@Matt_Pinner Mr Bean would be a better Prime Minister than Starmer.

Do you believe Boris Johnson was a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@campey_matthew @ravidebonair @DaveOCKOP But explain why he constantly places Ramsey on the bench if he's no intention of ever playing him it makes no sense.

@ravidebonair @DaveOCKOP I'm going to go out on a limb and say slot knows more than you about the game and the team

Absolutely devastating news for Wataru Endo, who did his very best to keep going. Wataru Endo is visibly upset with the World Cup surely on his mind also.

@MbarkCherguia I've had diarrhea that look more edible than that.

We have reached the final boss of food crimes 🥔💀 Boiling Pringles for "mashed potatoes" & calling it "Grandma’s Homemade" is a level of audacity that needs to be studied. This isn't a recipe; it’s a culinary felony. Would you take a bite for $1,000?

@FootballFactly Reminds me of a pizza del8very van I once saw in Newcastle.

David Beckham and Victoria Beckham working hard in the gym. When you spot it. 👀👀

@ProRightMemes Droopy loopy.

Give her a rap name.

@sibealnicaoilte @RAF_Luton

@RAF_Luton Caracas (Venezuela) What are you talking about?

BREAKING: First photo released of SEAL Team 6 Operators that took part in the US liberation of Caracus (Colombia) in Operation Tangerine Boom Boom. Left to Right Maj Crash, Lt Col Orangu-Tann, Capt Slow Photographed from a Canberra

@LibOrNormal Cock in a Frock

@BleuTitan @DeadlineDayLive He literally chose Liverpool in the summer and was reportedly in the Liverpool kit for photo's untill, Palace pulled the plug on the deal.

@DeadlineDayLive Why would he choose Liverpool or Chelsea?

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗗: Marc Guehi to Liverpool update. Read more ⤵️ transfernewslive.com/transfer-news/…

No.

@Rainmaker1973 Lard Ass

This woman says she’s not fat or skinny. So what is she, in your opinion?

@Ilovenostalgia I'd say so

Still the greatest Christmas movie ever….. or what is your favourite Christmas movie?

@josh_uglyasf He needs to recreate their first date and drop her off at back her parents at the end.

Avoid entitled and ungrateful women

@StevenIngham5 @RAF_Luton They use a reverse periscope.

@RAF_Luton I thought Canberras couldn't fly underwater.....

Fact of the Day: The AH64 Apache is the only helicopter able to fly over and under water as its spinny things use a Built-in Aquatic Protection System. The Apache can fly at 800.85mph above water and 71.75mph under water Photographed from a Canberra

@Hollerpyrate @RAF_Luton

@RAF_Luton Uh... those are cobras??

@jesu70345 @RAF_Luton

@RAF_Luton Isn't it a messerschmitt 109 E?

Photo of the Day: A Spitfire from 7175Sqn escorts HMS Gunboat across Lake Windermere (North Wales - England's 4th largest county) to protect it from pirates operating out of war torn Penarth HMS Gunboat = 717.5ft long Spitfire = 800.85ft long Photographed from a Canberra

@Intora6 @RAF_Luton

Photo of the Day: Ajax is the first electric tank to join the British Army, costing just £80,085,135 per tank, its 1.2ltr battery pack (taken from a Tesla Prius) gives it a top speed of 7.175mph & a range of 80.085m #GreenWarfare #Ajax #TankOfTheDay Photographed from a Canberra

@akliberal @RAF_Luton

@RAF_Luton False, it is diesel powered. Engine: MTU V8 199 TE21 turbocharged diesel (V8 configuration, 15.9 liters), producing 600 kW (800 hp)

@Quaestuur @RAF_Luton

@RAF_Luton Talking about the famous Hawker Hurricane and show a P-51 Mustang?

Fact of the Day: The Hurricane is often forgotten about when thinking of the Battle of Britain (31st Feb 1926) as Spitfires had better PR managers back then. Only 717.5 Spitfires took part in the Battle compared to 8008.5 Hurricanes. Photographed from a Canberra