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My Ph.D. thesis entitled 💗 '(Re)positioning communication for enhanced multidrug-resistant #tuberculosis treatment adherence in South Africa: Towards an integrated communication model for young women' is now available online. I quite like it. Link 👇researchspace.ukzn.ac.za/handle/10413/1…

@hankasello Buy olive oil and a basket. Munowona Papa, your church will be full to the brim every Sunday

I am not a prophet but *IF* the Straight of Hormouz is reopened and global fuel prices gradually go back down, ours will still be among the highest in the region 😂😂😭😭😭😭

@BaandzMakeHer @te4nix @thekingkiid @NollyNolls 😉

@nellamugoni @te4nix @thekingkiid @NollyNolls Your account shows you based in Botswana but you don’t know what o ya kae means?

Batswana really snapped when they named the national Identification document "Omang". Cause, really, who are you?

@AzaniaJonas @te4nix @thekingkiid @NollyNolls 😂😂 a missed opportunity indeed

@nellamugoni @te4nix @thekingkiid @NollyNolls Where are you going? 🤣

@te4nix @thekingkiid @NollyNolls Which means what?

@thekingkiid @NollyNolls They dropped the ball when they didn't name the passport "O Ya Kae?"

We are in so much more trouble than we want to admit. This is going to undo so much of the work that was done in previous years.

“I present to you, the attachment!”?

I’m looking for an MA student interested in land(scapes) and literature to study at Rhodes University from 2026. Fully funded for 2 years (renewable upon sufficient progress at the end of year 1).

@buhle_matsha “Munhu wese ari single sha, it depends nepanzvimbo yaari.” 🤷🏽‍♀️ - Nisha Ts

Q: Are you married? A: Not very

PLEASE SHARE🙏 | Hello admin plz hide my id. Help me share what I experienced this weekend Good morning family ROBBERY WARNING Yesterday at 3 am, I was driving from Norton to Botswana. I was cornered by thieves in a Honda Fit in Kadoma. What happened is that, as I was approaching the last bus stop in Kadoma, Ngezi turn off, a Honda Fit encroached into my lane, coming from the opposite side. I tried to avoid a head on by driving off the road into that bus stop. But I quickly realized that the driver of this Honda Fit was not drunk or sleeping but had intentions to corner me. He had very bright lights that can blind you. With nowhere to go, I had to go for a head on. When he saw that I wasn't going to stop, then he drove back into his lane and sped off. When I arrived at the Kadoma tollgate, I narrated my story to a gentleman who was collecting my tollgate fee, only to be told that I should thank God for not having stopped there as so many people have been robbed and car windows and screens smashed. He said the area is known for such crime and the Honda Fit driver and its occupants were on a mission. Please be warned. @PoliceZimbabwe

@Kgadi_yaMoloto What’s the rosette at the back for?

Foschini you can have my money please.🥺❤️🥰🥰

@MurapaG Please replicate this study using teaspoons. Mine keep vanishing, as if into thin air

I am buying 10 pairs of socks. Will track how long it takes before all disappear

@0panaa_1 Women in organised crime. Got to respect the hustle

I just found out my mom collects DSTV subscription from two of her children, including me. I have to respect that 🤣

@Oluwafunnmi How much was the slap? My teenager wants to know

Just remembered the time I had to rent an auntie to follow me to school( high school)to act as my mom’s sis so I would not be suspended! She ended up slapping me after hearing what I had done and I deducted the slap from her pay too😎no time Thank God for growth😂😂😮‍💨

@mamakaCleo Take it to jewellers,one that already deals in diamonds. Don’t leave it, ask them to check as you wait

So i got a preloved handbag from the UK. Whilst I was going through the compartments I bumped into what looks like a diamond. This thing is small and shiny. It glows in the dark. The thing is I don't know if it's real or fake. Am I sitting on money? Anyone who knows how to check if a diamond is real or fake? I'm excited. 2026 might start on a positive note.

@franksandeco @BabesweHunters Let me check that I understood, a man abandoned a child decades ago and has returned to be a nuisance but still it is the fault of a woman??? Ndokumbirawo kuti utikwanire 😒🙄

@BabesweHunters Go ahead and build him a house kumusha. Women are very cruel they influence men in marriages zvisingaite. I experienced it with my step mom and then my bamunini's wife. Your father was supposed to stand his ground though.

@BabesweHunters Tell him your spouse/future spouse anozotsamwa …

@chidodc Our wonderful dad used to ask ‘Unofunga here?’. There was no correct answer; especially when the issue under discussion was one where one had really failed to proved thinking was involved.

My dad had this phrase that he always used to use while we were growing up: “Haikona kuzungaira ka!” I could tell he really meant it and I would find it so hurtful but I get it now. There have been four instances where I have almost used this phrase this year alone.

@Silver_Plattter This one?

The national anthem giving me goosebumps

@Lifesorchard Is this newsworthy or even worth discussing? Id so, why? We waste such valuable time on fluff and nonsense on this app.

A lady cries out on Facebook after leaving her marriage,her husband slept with the maid & impregnated her. “January 4th makes it one full year since I left my marriage with my children. And ever since, people keep saying: “You shouldn’t be taking care of those kids alone.” “Their father should be providing.” “Why didn’t you leave them with him?” “Why don’t you send them back to Nigeria? Let’s remove one thing immediately: leaving my children with their father is not an option. So let’s scrap that. Yes, their father should be providing. I agree. That’s why I wrote him a letter asking for financial support. He read it. He ignored it. He said nothing. His family said nothing. Till today, silence. So now I want to genuinely ask those who keep talking: Since I “shouldn’t carry the burden alone,” what exactly should I do? Drop my children on the main road and go and live my life? Hand them over to someone who has chosen to be absent? Return them to a situation I left to protect them? People talk like single parenting is a choice I woke up and made for fun. As if I didn’t first try communication. As if responsibility can be forced on a man who has decided to be mute. This is a sincere question: How do you make a man who has chosen to be a deadbeat suddenly become involved in his children’s lives? Because from where I’m standing, I didn’t choose to do this alone. I was left with no other safe option. And until someone gives me a realistic answer, I will continue choosing my children over people’s opinions. It’s 4days to Christmas and I decided to scream out hopefully I get help”

@SirNige You can start on 2 January - 1 January you can use Happy New Year all day - and start to wind down as we move into preparations for Easter.

Annual dilemma: when do you start saying: ‘Compliments of the Year’. When does it end? I never get it right