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@elonmusk @ClaysonMonyela Relax Elon, we don't want you to get a heart attack before you invest in South Africa. Just comply with the policies, but please whatever you do, do not grease these politicians' hands. By the way, weren't the BBBEE policies relaxed for you a few months ago? What's the hindrance?

@ClaysonMonyela Stop being such a fucking racist, you asshole

.@elonmusk watching the more than 600 USA companies investing more in 🇿🇦, complying with #SouthAfrican laws & thriving. Zero drama!!

@PSAFLIVE Deport this guy already!

BREAKING NEWS: Nigerian King of East London Apologise To South Africans. Solomon Obona Ezekiel Nigerian man who made himself king of East London has apologised, stating that he is not a king and he did not claim to be a king, however, he introduced himself as a “Chief” meanwhile he apologises. Solomon is currently residing in South Africa, the Buffalo Municipality Mayor Princess Faku has not engaged the Department Home Affairs to investigate and prosecute the Nigerian who is responsible for the unrest in her city.

@willchamberlain Where's Tyler Robinson when you need him?!?

Wherein I explain patiently to Piers why Israel "gets a pass" for not disclosing their nuclear program

@SH_Zaidi16 @Glenn_Diesen @SaraNajmaii Sadly, he wasn't.

@Glenn_Diesen @SaraNajmaii I thought he was being sarcastic lol

Israel can have nuclear weapons because it is a US ally... A key flaw of hegemonic peace is the monopolisation of security—rules for you, not for me.

@CityTshwane Done

@neraeseu Please DM the following details: Name: Account number: Contact number: Street number and street name: Nearest crossing street: Area: Description of the fault:

From the Mayor’s Desk: This week’s newsletter highlights: ✅City of Tshwane invites residents to draft budget public meetings. ✅Health Department Tackles TB Awareness in Hammanskraal. ✅Week long #ReASpana targets service delivery issues in Olievenhoutbosch. ✅City launches Water Stabilisation Plan in Mamelodi to strengthen water supply. @CityTshwane

@CityTshwane @nasiphim we have dirty water coming out of our taps in Soshanguve Block NN. Can someone please explain?

Do not allow your drunken friends to walk home a drunk pedestrian is just as dangerous as a drunk driver. #ArriveAlive #RoadSafety

🚫 CLAIM: Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) says it downed an "enemy" fighter jet over Qeshm Island in the Strait of Hormuz. ✅ FACT: All U.S. fighter aircraft are accounted for. Iran's IRGC has made the same false claim at least half a dozen times.

@Action4SA Umkhonto weSizwe right now!

🚨ActionSA Terminates Membership of Kholofelo Morodi

@CityTshwane @nasiphim Done

@neraeseu @nasiphim Good morning, kindly DM the details below. Name: Account number: Contact number: Street number and street name: Nearest crossing street: Area: Description of the fault: Or provide reference number for follow up.

822 persons arrested during Operation Shanela. We want a safer Tswhane. Danko, batho ba molau 🙏

@Tripple____M It's a pity @LFC went on to lose this match.

Donnarumma behaving like a god before the free kick only to end up watching like us will always remain funny😂😂😂

@MbuyiseniNdlozi Well, Ranko has asked Mr Bean to advise.

APPOINT GEN. NHLANHLA MKHWANAZI AS ACTING NATIONAL POLICE COMMISSIONER NOW! Masemola is not being accused of CORRUPTION! IDAC is dragging him to court over PFMA violation. The objective is to have Ramaphosa remove him. Once removed, the hope is that Khumalo & Mkhwanazi will be exposed. No one protecting their work anymore. This was always the Original mission with Mchunu’s illigal disbandment of the PKTT: To render criminal investigations of organised gangs and their collaborators in the high echelons of SAPS. Ramaphosa has a duty to defend the credibility of the criminal justice system! What should he do: 1. Suspend Masemola 2. Suspend the head of IDAC 3. PUT NHLANHLA MKHWANAZI AS ACTING NATIONAL POLICE COMMISSIONER NOW! The criminals MUST NOT WIN!

@Knick_RSA Good as this may sound at face value, those criminals will be back in the country within a day. It will be a complete waste of time and resources. Rather find other means to eliminate them permanently.

Groenewald wants to deport illegal foreigners 🇿🇦who have been sentenced. They cost us over R11 Million per Day

@MbalulaFikile This is the joke of the year.

We are prepared to rise up against criminals. We will rise and stand up to them they must not try some of us, we are not afraid of them.

@TheRealClementM @SpokespersonRSA There are many useless shows on @SABCNews, why cancel this one that has much more impact?

@SpokespersonRSA you are saying I must communicate the real reason as if I am the one that took the decision.The reason we were given by management is that,despite the show being one of their prominent shows and their “flagship” show,they can’t afford it anymore.

@MichaelRapaport How did Iran manage to strike Israel with ballistic missiles when their military capability has been obliterated?

PRAY FOR ISRAEL Initial reports of a mass casualty incident following a direct Iranian ballistic missile strike in Arad, Israel. At least 110 wounded, many are trapped behind rubble. This is a massive incident. Please pray for those affected.

@MichaelRapaport What are we praying for again when we "pray for" Israel?

@piersmorgan How did they manage to do that when their military capabilities have been obliterated? Which one is true.

So not only has Iran brazenly lied about its ballistic missile range capacity, but this means it can probably hit the UK with them - and we have zero, I repeat ZERO, defence against these missiles. Very worrying.