Leisuresuit Landman

@mmpadellan You are such a loser.

REMINDER: The Strait of Hormuz was fully open under President Biden, and he didn't have to post apocalyptic threats to wipe out an entire civilization like a psycho. He is not implicated at all in the Epstein files. BONUS: His wife, Dr. Jill Biden, never had to deny having any relationship with Epstein, and wasn't emailing Ghislaine Maxwell.

@SenWarren Yes let’s take the ultra riches money!!! What a great idea!!! Let’s start with you Pocohontas!!!

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion. If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over. And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

@BillTzamaras Fuck off Taz

I don’t want to be stuck with Donald Trump for another three years. He must be removed before he absolutely destroys our great country. Repost if you agree.

@thedaywar90 Ummmm fuck no

Biden didn’t destroy the Rose Garden. He rebuilt the economy, created over 15 million jobs, cut the deficit, lowered insulin costs, and passed historic climate & infrastructure bills. His conscience is clear and so is his record. Do you agree with me? Yes Or No

@EdKrassen Go fuck yourself, Ed

Gas at this gas station was $2.99 the day that Joe Biden left office. Today it is $4.25. This is in Fort Myers, Florida.

@OkieLandman580 Gawt damn I feel this…

I started my career in oil and gas in Jan 2008, later that year the price of oil went to 147 per bbl. I didn't have my best year income wise that year, but by far I had the most fun that year. 2011 - 2014 are the years I made the most money but I was stressed out running a company, not fun. This time I hope to make a lot of money and have fun. Then I may retire. Naw, who I'm kidding, I'm blowing that money and working until I die.

@joncoopertweets Stfu you paid liberal dumb fuck.

Massive TSA chaos at LaGuardia today — endless lines, missed flights, pure frustration. Not an accident: Republicans are blocking Democratic bills to fund TSA while ICE negotiations continue. Travelers suffer because GOP won’t pass clean TSA pay. ✈️😡

@itsJohnRocker Old fashions… a lot of them

What’s everyone drinking tonight???

@Tom_DH_Slick @DevonEnergy I’m heading out there to record in Arapaho and Cheyenne this morning. Need anything recorded?

Inked a deal in Roger Mills today, figured I’d pick a good book to celebrate @DevonEnergy 👌🏻

@lakebrahlands Order come out yet??

Oh, GD. I let a lease expire in November that had a cheap 2 year kicker on it, and it just got pooled by MOC. Only had it as a 3yr in my schedule. This is less than ideal...

@OkieLandman580 They are the SAME town

Got to do a little work in western Oklahoma. Where is a better place to stay Clinton or Weatherford?

@Pensandpages @RepRaskin What in the holy hell are you talking about, psycho??

These detention centers and their inmates are Trump's tool to launder federal money paid for each detainee into his pocket. These concentration camps and the kidnapped people inside represent Trump's retirement income. That's why ICE doesn't care what color they targets are or what age they are or if they are citizens or children or criminals or illegals. It doesn't matter if each of them have a federal bounty on their heads, the bulk of which is laundered into Trump's Dubai account to circumvent Congressional approval and oversight. He doesn't care about living conditions. These people are only tools to generate a steady income stream.

I just exercised my right as a Member of Congress to conduct an unannounced oversight visit of the ICE field facility in Baltimore. The staff I met with respected my right to visit, but what I saw was disgraceful. Kristi Noem has a budget of $75 billion she could use to ensure humane conditions, but we saw 60 men packed into a room shoulder-to-shoulder, 24-hours-a-day, with a single toilet in the room and no shower facilities. They sleep like sardines with aluminum foil blankets. Whether it’s for three days or seven days, nobody would want a member of their family warehoused there. The room set aside for dangerous criminals and violent offenders was empty. We’re demanding immediate answers and action.

@AntiLeftMemes That dude is a dick.

@LibOrNormal The level of ignorance and fear and virtue signaling in these people is sad. They are sheep, and will always be sheep.

So not only are they still wearing masks but they are also wearing safety glasses because you can catch COVID through the eyes🤣🤣🤣

@NUCLRGOLF It’s golf tournament… not a boxing match. Fuck off, Jack

🚨🏌️🗣️ #WATCH — Streamer, Jack Doherty, who paid someone $100 to yell in a golfers backswing at the WMPO responded to his lifetime ban from PGA Tour events calling it a ‘harmless prank’ and that people hating on him are ‘soft as f**k’.

Happy Landman Friday… let’s go to work!!

@AmericanMama Buh bye

A crazy liberal woman in Arizona says she’s going to use deadly force if she encounters ICE agents. Who wants to tell her how that’s going to end?

@liftingminerals @Bachscore Don’t judge

@Bachscore lindsey vonn also frequents swingers clubs in South Florida

Lindsey Vonn says in press conference from Italy that she tore her ACL in a crash Friday — but aims to race in the Olympic downhill Sunday anyway. Says she skied today, and will wear a knee brace.

@OkieLandman580 Nope. B is preparing a corrective deed.

LANDMAN 101 QUIZ: Company A leases a tract, all rights from the mineral owner. Company A assigns lease to B all right above 4000 feet. B assigns to C all right title and interest. No mention of the depth restriction. Does C now own all RTI at all depths?