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Drew Barrymore should have won an Oscar for her performance as Casey Becker in the original scream movie and that’s a hill I’ll die on. There has not been a better scene in cinematic history I’ve seen it a million times and I’ll watch it a million more

@BestBuy is it legal to advertise false delivery dates to trick customers into buying your product vs purchasing from somewhere else? I ordered this Fridge days ago and received a message that my delivery was delayed to the 10th of December but your website is advertising the 6th

Not the lady on the radio talking about the opossum roadkill she saw on Clarkson this morning and me knowing the exact opossum she’s talking about 😩

@Zoned0utt Right like I was a deer in headlights 😩

@newnimprovednck I feel like that’s not an acceptable way to verify your identity lmao

Y’all please tell me why I almost got kicked out of the casino bc the guy checking my ID asked “how tall are you?” Man I’m sorry I got that license over 4 years ago, you can’t expect me to remember how tall I thought I was back then.

@Zoned0utt @SMB_Grove I don’t even think I’m upset about this. I love the old location

@SMB_Grove @newnimprovednck

I can’t wait to teach my child to drive a car one day. That’s going to be my favorite moment as a parent

@YeahSkoraYeah You can also just lie about your gpa? My GPA wasn’t low, but I omitted it from my resume/application bc I read that was tacky and only verbally communicated it to my interviewers. HR was the one to verify education & outsourced that to another company anyway. Nobody would know.

I get that some students are extremely adamant about keeping a 4.0+ and I applaud them frl. With that being said, my 2.8 GPA is getting the same exact degree as you AND I got a job with a 3.0+ GPA requirement because I showed enough drive during my interview. GPA isn't everything

the fact that they received this email because the student got their first B is absolutely bonkers

She wasn’t allowed lunch or recess until she made up the lost time. This poor 8 year old girl was not allowed to eat or socialize with other students all day at school because her uncle got married.

It’s not related but my niece got detention because she went on a family vacation for my brother’s wedding (despite telling the teacher & school about it) but bc the teacher didn’t send her w 8hrs per day of homework my niece got detention for weeks to make up on lost schoolwork.

Maybe @business didnt know about all the under-reporterd crimes in Crestwood when they reported it the safest place in the country to raise a family. That was years ago though, so maybe they started fact checking and realized they were reporting fake news 😬 or was it @Forbes?

Mind you this is written by somebody who lived in the @CrestwoodMO jurisdiction when they were told, “The theif broke into your home and stole your keys? That’s not a real car theft because they have keys” so maybe I’m biased about lazy muny cops lol

One of my favorite things is a police agency thinking a “lock it or lose it” campaign absolves it of responsibility in car thefts.

@Zoned0utt Okay but like nobody asked you to be wrong that was just a conscious decision you made

@newnimprovednck Nick you got me fucked up on this buddy Science MUST be green Math is red English is blue And that leaves yellow for history

Math blue, science red, English green, history yellow. It’s common sense people.

@SouthwestAir Whichever “one” lets gay couples on because your @flystl staff wouldn’t let my boyfriend and I on our flight and made us miss a day of vacation plus pay for tickets on another airline.

It's a livery showdown! Which one is your favorite?

Because @SouthwestAir employees are homophobic and wouldn’t let us fly, Landon and I missed a day of our vacation and are currently freezing to death at the Lambert airport waiting on our @Delta flight to save us. Thank god for Delta, they’re who we should have booked first. 🙏

Never fly @SouthwestAir they made us miss our flight and pay $700 to fly another airline a day later to our destination 😭 AND they kept our bags

My manager saw me and my project teammate struggling to pick up after a teammate who is out this week and offered to buy us lunch out of his own pocket 🥹 appreciation and support from management goes a long way

My favorite lie that coworkers tell each other is “I’m gonna go work from home” at 1pm on a Friday and then their status bubble shows “offline” until Monday