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@elonmusk my homeowners insurance just cancelled me because my @Tesla solar tiles have been deemed an "unacceptable roof type." Any ideas? I love my roof.

@VivekGRamaswamy Big Zohran energy here. Love it.

Lessons from tonight, no sugar coating.

@TomiLahren will do.

After yall finish totally screwing up your blue cities and states you’ll decide to flee to our great red cities and states with your “coexist” and “no human is illegal” yard signs. Please don’t come. You made your bed. Stay there.

@realMaalouf that's dumb. how about how the current administration is canoodling with the Saudis?

How the hell does the city that experienced the biggest Islamic terrorist attack in history vote for a Muslim mayor?

@elonmusk come on. you're smarter than that.

Given that he’s on the ballot twice, maybe he can win twice too 🤦‍♂️

@IngrahamAngle @KevinKileyCA do you hear yourself?

🚨California’s rigged map exposed.🚨 Rep. @KevinKileyCA: “Newsom’s plan is to make California ‘a whole lot bluer’—picking up 5 seats by gerrymandering. Princeton called it one of the two worst in 50 years.” The left screams about ‘democracy’—then redraws the lines to erase it.

@MikeJohnson let's hope so!

🚨 Democrats in New York City have chosen a true extremist and Marxist, and the consequences will be felt across our entire nation. Zohran Mamdani’s election cements the Democrat Party's transformation to a radical, big-government socialist party. House Democrats endorsed Mamdani's dangerous policies - including defunding the police, seizing private property, and massive tax increases. Now, every House Democrat incumbent and candidate will co-own Mamdani’s disastrous record in the 2026 midterms. Meanwhile, Republicans are fighting alongside President Trump to lower costs, make streets safer, secure our border, and deliver peace through strength. With exactly one year to go until the 2026 elections, the contrast between our parties has never been more clear. Mayor-Elect Mamdani's extreme agenda is the future of the Democrat Party - but we will never allow it to be the future of America. 🇺🇸

@bennyjohnson this is a joke, right?

The Texas Democrats fled their state in a $47 million dollar Embraer ERJ-170 jet. This jet costs $17,000 PER HOUR to operate. That means the flight to Chicago cost nearly $100K. Texas Republicans need to launch an emergency investigation into who paid for this seditious stunt.

@Bubblebathgirl @MichelleObama @CraigMalRob @imopodcasts awww. you scared?

@MichelleObama @CraigMalRob @imopodcasts Go away Michelle Obama. You don’t like America and America doesn’t like you.

My brother @CraigMalRob and I are launching a podcast — @IMOpodcasts with Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson! Along with experts and special guests, we’ll be discussing some of your questions. We hope you’ll check it out wherever you get your podcasts. @michelleobama" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@michelleobama

Hey @UPS - when we have gale winds (nay, all the time), could you trouble your drivers to ring my doorbell so I don't only become aware of my (fragile) package arriving when it flies in front of my living room window?

We cannot allow billionaires to determine the outcome of our elections. Citizens United has got to go. It's time for public funding of elections.

@glennEmartin When is your 45 min comedy special coming out on Netflix?

Someone in New Orleans sent me this to prove there are NY-style bodegas everywhere. Bullshit. A bodega would never have the KitKats available this way. Where’s the cat? No machete behind the counter. No FDA unapproved erectile distinction pills. The Covid barrier: dead give away.

@glennEmartin Magic isn't it?

I just had a twelve minute call with a prospective corporate donor who thinks and talks as fast as I do and we were able to hit all agenda items and accomplish our goals. Love it. The call was scheduled for 45 minutes.

@glennEmartin Staying in a fight for what's right.

What are you better at than most people around you? Don’t be humble.

@glennEmartin Cool with drool

Brighten my day. Post a pic of your favorite animal.

@glennEmartin Two mouths farting. Gibberish.

I would say these guys sound like crazy assholes, but I don't want to insult crazy assholes.

BREAKING: Billionaire Yvon Chouinard transfers ownership of his clothing company Patagonia, worth $3 billion, to a trust and nonprofit organization so that all of its $100 million/year profits go towards combatting climate change. RT TO THANK CHOUINARD FOR HELPING SAVE THE WORLD!

@glennEmartin Changed a diaper.

Name something you’ve never done in life, which people would be surprised by.

Marjorie Taylor Greene just said she is introducing articles of impeachment against President Biden for investing in solar panels, because she says they will “plunge America into darkness” because she thinks they would cause the lights to turn off at night.

NEWS: Rudy Giuliani might be stripped of his D.C. law license in a hearing scheduled for October. RT if you agree he should not practice law.