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Colorado, USA Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Qasim Rashid, Esq.
Qasim Rashid, Esq.@QasimRashid·
Iran Deal By Obama: •Strait of Hormuz open for free •Iran limits Uranium enrichment •Iran agrees to make no nuclear weapons •Iran allows Int'l inspectors to ensure compliance •Inspectors confirm Iran's full compliance Iran Ceasefire By Trump: •Strait of Hormuz closed, only open for $2M Per Ship •Iran makes no guarantee of limit on uranium enrichment •Iran makes no guarantee of no nuclear weapons •Iran makes no guarantee to allow Int'l inspectors MAGA: Trump Playing 5D Chess! Art Of The Deal!!
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
If trump had just left the JCPOA in place, 13 American soldiers would still be alive, the Strait of Hormuz would still be open, and gas prices wouldn't be over $4 per gallon now. What a fucking moron.
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Ankit Mayank
Ankit Mayank@mr_mayank·
THIS IS HILARIOUS 😂🍿 🇮🇷 Iran’s FM Araghchi turned Trump into a global clown with his 6D chess 🇺🇸 Trump at 8 AM — “Tonight we will finish the Iranian civilization” 🇮🇷 Iran — “We will retaliate” 🔥 🇺🇸 Trump at 10 AM — “We will not negotiate any further” 🇮🇷 Iran — “We don’t care” 🔥 🇺🇸 Trump at 1 PM — “We are still ready to talk” 🤣 🇮🇷 Iran — “No further talks” 🔥 🇺🇸 Trump at 3 PM — *Orders the Pakistani PM to request deadline extension of 2 weeks on X” 🤣 🇮🇷 Iran — *Refuses to talk* 🤣 🇺🇸 Trump at 6 PM — “Please somebody stop me, I beg you” 😭😭 Iran’s FM Araghchi has exposed Trump as HISTORIC LOSER with his strategic masterclass. This man is a genius 🫡
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Doc 
Doc @DocAtCDI·
Before you laugh at children who believe in Santa Claus, remember there are adults who believe in Donald Trump.
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Gino Hard
Gino Hard@GinoHard_·
Jon Cooper is calling for a penalty box attendant to lose his job after Pontus Holmberg was injured tonight when he fell into an open door 🤕😬 "I don't know who is working the penalty box over there, but I don't know if they should keep their job after what happened there. Like, leaving the door open. That could have hurt anyone on either team."
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Nurse Cindy 🇺🇸
Nurse Cindy 🇺🇸@CindyC917MAGA·
@RepLuna @MwAw1956 He's so disgusting and ugly. Of course, he would have to force himself on women because otherwise, they wouldn't get within 10 ft of him. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
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NILS LUNDKVIST 4 NORRIS
@wingnut1991 @GinoHard_ The door opens in, not out. He went into the door and instead of not moving like when it's locked, the door moved in and he hit his shoulder on the inside of the board.
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@UnderdogNBA Embiid obviously gonna duck Wemby, especially on the road… it’s what his fake MVP ass does
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Underdog NBA
Underdog NBA@UnderdogNBA·
Injuries 4/3 IND: Obi Toppin - Probable Pascal Siakam - Probable Aaron Nesmith - Out Andrew Nembhard - Out Ivica Zubac - Out Jarace Walker - Out Johnny Furphy - Out T.J. McConnell - Out Tyrese Haliburton - Out CHA: Yet to submit MIN: Yet to submit PHI: Joel Embiid - Doubtful ATL: Jock Landale - Out BKN: Nic Claxton - Probable Noah Clowney - Probable Danny Wolf - Out Day'Ron Sharpe - Out Egor Demin - Out Michael Porter Jr. - Out CHI: Josh Giddey - Questionable Nick Richards - Questionable Tre Jones - Questionable Guerschon Yabusele - Probable Anfernee Simons - Out Jalen Smith - Out Noa Essengue - Out Zach Collins - Out NYK: None BOS: Nikola Vucevic - Out MIL: Gary Trent Jr. - Questionable Jericho Sims - Probable Ryan Rollins - Probable Bobby Portis - Out Giannis Antetokounmpo - Out Kevin Porter Jr. - Out TOR: Jamison Battle - Questionable Immanuel Quickley - Out MEM: Olivier-Maxence Prosper - Doubtful Taj Gibson - Doubtful Brandon Clarke - Out Cam Spencer - Out Ja Morant - Out Jaylen Wells - Out Kentavious Caldwell-Pope - Out Santi Aldama - Out Scotty Pippen Jr. - Out Ty Jerome - Out Zach Edey - Out UTA: Elijah Harkless - Out Isaiah Collier - Out Jaren Jackson Jr. - Out Jusuf Nurkic - Out Keyonte George - Out Lauri Markkanen - Out Walker Kessler - Out HOU: Fred VanVleet - Out Steven Adams - Out ORL: Anthony Black - Out Jonathan Isaac - Out DAL: Caleb Martin - Doubtful Marvin Bagley - Doubtful P.J. Washington - Doubtful Dereck Lively II - Out Kyrie Irving - Out NOP: Yet to submit SAC: Malik Monk - Questionable De'Andre Hunter - Out Domantas Sabonis - Out Drew Eubanks - Out Keegan Murray - Out Russell Westbrook - Out Zach LaVine - Out
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@OutlawsOfMoby @TopTierCSU Booth, Mbemba and KJ won’t start together. Mbemba looked comfortable off the bench plus he tends to get in foul trouble..
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Top Tier Colorado State
CSU Roster Tracker (4/6) (Update) G: JOSH PASCARELLI G: Amondo Miller F: Carey Booth F: Rashaan Mbemba C: Kyle Jorgensen 6: Jase Butler 7: JoJo Mciver 8: Eric Fiedler 9: Jared Ghoreishi 10: Docker Tedeschi 11: Charlie Dortch 12: Pops Dunson (RS?) Empty Spots: 1 Empty PT Spots: 0 (barring transfers)
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West Coast College Sports Guy
If you were the Pac-12 commissioner and needed to add 2 schools to bring the conference up to 10 football members, which 2 schools would you consider adding?🏈
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@mike_c5694js7py @ctnyholm1 Nope… it was millions of Doctors, Dentists, lawyers and Teachers… all normal. Your purple hair fascination is a figment of your onlyfans kink…
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mike
mike@mike_c5694js7py·
@nhaas @ctnyholm1 No ,I thought they were funny, some weird looking characters. Most have no idea what they’re even protesting. The King actually let you protest, of course it is a right in our Country. He must be a benevolent King. Can’t wait to see No Coup Rally 😂
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mike
mike@mike_c5694js7py·
@ctnyholm1 Will the useless No Kings rallies be replaced by the new useless No Coup rallies. Keep thinking it ,and it just may come true ,like a leftist self fulfilling prophecy.
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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump·
The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....
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Jvnior
Jvnior@Jvnior·
Marco Rubio 2 days ago: “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military” Trump today: “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military” Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
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@Fuhgeddabodit @sports_god1 @RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 Had the games best defensive player switch back and forth on Strong and Fudd.. Shut them down. Pressured the UConn guards and made them put the ball on the floor and didn’t allow UConn’s flowy passing offense to operate.. Challenged the officials by playing so physical
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Robert Griffin III
Dear Basketball Fans, this is a safe space. What do you think about Geno Auriemma skipping the post game handshake with Dawn Staley after UConn lost to South Carolina?
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