@growing_daniel Half diluted stock = half of the glass is half empty.
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Nick Sloey
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What’s the most unbreakable MLB career record?
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Nick Sloey retweetledi
To celebrate an improbable seventh game between the Philadelphia 76ers and the Boston Celtics, let's do another contest. Follow and retweet to have a chance to get a copy of “Moses and the Doctor” along with the Dr J and Moses cards we made for the publication.
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"This one is for you" — a judge who pushed a company into likely ch11
Ven@edgefills
Gonna write more on this later but the Spirit decision is so dumb, I don’t know where to begin. The company is going under, merging with Frontier is obviously too expensive/doesn’t do anything for them, and now every larger airline can’t buy them either. Utterly moronic
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@foronionfutures @MaxTuretzky I'm now a single issue voter. Repealing the Onion Futures Act is the only way to bring true price discovery to the onion markets.
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A UChicago student group is currently handing out onions at the Northwestern Arch to protest to the Onion Futures Act of 1958
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@nicksloey @MaxTuretzky I'm grew up in Evanston, went to UChicago, and still don't know the basics of this story.
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@ConsoomerLs It would have been 3 minutes, but whoever wrote the quiz portion had a wrong answer as the correct answer, and I spent a minute telling the screen it should be fired before I snapped out of my rage coma.
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"I noticed you completed the hour-long compliance training module in only four minutes. Care to explain?"
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@mike_petriello If the owner hits the trash can once, he's fired.
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Getting fired after winning 17-1 is one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen.
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@neil_chilson But there's no downside for pressing red. If a majority press blue, red would survive. If a minority press blue, then red survives.
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Blue is the obvious right answer and the only way I’d improve this would be to require that after the game resolves (with blue winning), everyone knows who voted red.
Tim Urban@waitbutwhy
Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
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Nick Sloey retweetledi
This year's Jackie Robinson Day sneaker is inspired by Robinson's fearless steal of home in Game 1 of the 1955 World Series. It displays the speed, grit and conviction that defined how he played the game and changed it forever 👏
We are giving away a pair of the Nike V5 RNR Jackie Robinson Day sneakers on this special day! Repost and reply for your chance to win. #Jackie42
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@EleanorTerrett @giancarloMKTS @WillkieFarr @patrickjwitt @ABABankers Getting to work at the CFTC while Chris Giancarlo was Chair was such an amazing experience in getting to watch leadership in action. He was such an optimist about people and working hard to get to the right answer no matter what. Always stay on the sunny side of life.
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🚨🗞️NEW: Giancarlo Leaves Law Firm to Focus on Crypto and AI
Former CFTC Chair @giancarloMKTS announces @WillkieFarr departure; the Senate returns with the Clarity Act in the spotlight; and @patrickjwitt responds to @ABABankers take on the CEA report. ⬇️
cryptoinamerica.com/p/giancarlo-le…
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Cocaine Bear 2: Cocaine Hippos
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Colombia plans to euthanize dozens of Pablo Escobar's “cocaine hippos” to control their population.
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@SMB_Attorney Totally get it. He could have used better phrasing. Hard to get up in arms though when he's being honest and admitting he likes to spend time with the family.
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@nicksloey Sounds pretty cool actually. I probably wouldn’t insult other courses in the process but we can be different people
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What a jerk. I hope he falls apart. These other guys all deserve it more.
Andrew McInnis@McInnispicks
I never really understood why some people didn't like Rory. Now I kind of see it.
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@SMB_Attorney May we all have a job that allows us to be able to drop our kids off at school, take the jet to Augusta, play a round, and be home for family dinner.
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@SMB_Attorney He's living the @SMB_Attorney ethos of living in his location, picking his commute and spending time with his family over forced in-person team bonding exercises so he can win the big event rather than ones most people couldn't even name. Sounds like you should sponsor him.
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Dudes probably already 144 holes in August in the last two weeks. Shouldn’t be allowed. Cheap victory if he wins
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@DavidAFrench I may be older than every MLB player (I've accepted that the dream is dead), but I'd be the youngest astronaut around the moon. New dream unlocked. Just one question: Do they need lawyers on the moon?
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Gen X, the dominant force.
Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma Therapist@drjenwolkin
Society “you’re too old” Artemis 2 Crew: “hold my beer”
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@MickBransfield @FormerCFTCGC Collections can be interesting if there isn't a funded account, but they can almost certainly ban a user while a fine is unpaid.
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Does Kalshi have the power to fine users for false KYC information @FormerCFTCGC ?
Roger Gros@RealRogerGros
Just tested out Kalshi here in Nevada. Changed my address on my account to my New Jersey address and voila! I can bet again inside the borders of Nevada. Definitely a violation of the TOI. Charge @mansourtarek_ with illegal gambling,.
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@smmarotta You got paid? I found a local restaurant to sponsor me, but they expected labor in return. Though they were flexible in scheduling that labor to evenings and weekends.
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I got, like, $2,000 from my law school's public service fellowship program for my 1L summer?
Sigh. Kids these days.
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