Nick Swift

YOINK!! The return of enormous sketch comedians FIT TO BURST has SOLD OUT so we’re putting on a SPECIAL BONUS SHOW! 6pm 27 Apr - get in quick!! Tix at unrestrictedview.co.uk/fit-to-burst-t… @petegold_ @Flukeshot #comedy

Why do people say that by their nature sketch shows are always a bit hit and miss? I’ve made hundreds of sketches on my phone and never missed once. Stop making excuses.

Found it!

After the Blur reunion, Damon Albarn again catches my middle aged mood precisely on the new Gorrilaz record. Ghostly ranting of Mark E Smith on Delirium majestic. Sparks track an absolute, certified and spectacular banger.

People don’t talk enough about how fucking boring he is.

Denmark changes Greenland’s name to Epstein Island so Trump will stop talking about it.

Just waiting to hear from Disney.

@elonmusk Bullshit, you electronic Goebbels.

Accurate

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@ZelenskyyUa You’re a hero.

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To be fair, you don't really need a functional Department of Defense if you're going to surrender to your greatest enemy in your first month in office.

Shocking hypocrisy from Vance - lecturing Europe on democracy when he serves as vice president to a man who attempted a coup in the US

@smithesq But it’s what we voted for, Alex.

What's hitting me really hard as a UK citizen, is that all my life, I felt like I was living in "the best place". Not the only "top place" - the USA, Canada, Switzerland, Australia, Japan, Germany, these were all in the club too --- but it felt like there was no meaningful "upgrade" I could make. I felt content. But now, for the first time, a gap has opened up and it's become apparent that the UK is a level below some of those countries. There are now legitimately better options, that will deliver better health, wealth, and opportunity. And this? It gives you a profound sense of unease. A sense that you should be moving, for the good of your family. A feeling of restlessness. This must be how most people in the world in tier 2/3/4 countries must have always felt. This must be the unease that stirs the immigrant spirit. The yearning for a better life over the seas. It's a totally novel feeling.

I was obsessed by Tony Slattery in Whose Line Is It Anyway when I was a teenager. Taped and watched and rewatched S&M his Channel 4 series with Mike McShane again and again. Ah, dear...

He’s finally done a genuinely funny tweet!

@FutureJurvetson What the hell are you talking about? I’m glad I’m raising my children in Britain rather than a country that has accepted the routine murder of its young people in their schools and universities.

Britain has become a modern dystopia. Other democracies should take note, lest they follow its path to hell.

Proud paternal moment with my daughter as one of the Alices here….

I've been asked what my favourite commentary is on the budget and it's unquestionably this exchange.

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