killjoy in red lipstick

Green grass grows over the dirt you buried yourself in. A flower rises, greets the sun with uninhibited gratitude. Your existence ceases.

i love saying my dick is hard when i don't even have one like yeah im spiritually bricked what about it

John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation

Madonna photographed by Steven Klein for W Magazine (2006)

is squirt pee or is it love

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no friends. no family. no groom. just me and an open bar

YOU HAVE ONE LIFE. SPEND IT ALL ABUSING STIMULANTS

his paintings were so good. he should have been known for his paintings.

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

Become unfollowable

every time i read sylvia plath’s journals i’m reminded of anthony bourdain — these two famous examples of suicide are so far from classic “melancholics.” they’re actually both passionately obsessed with life and were ultimately defeated by a world possessed by the death drive

the elephant in the room has a gun

soapy tits are really important to the economy

actually my boyfriend only consumes woke, ethical porn of his buddies fucking each other

not arguing with a man with a fat ass, whatever you say cake boss.

If you have sex with your partner you are devaluing the adult entertainers you watch

bram stoker’s drag race

Dew Drop Rain Earrings.

Them big titties girls be in seatbelts like this %

Drew Barrymore and Liv Tyler at the Oscars, 1999