nihalified 🧘🏽‍♂️

Pep doesn’t know me, but to me, he is family

A season to remember. A season to learn. A domestic double and everything poured out in pursuit of the title, pushing until the very last breath, only to fall agonisingly short. Doing all of that in a transitional season is nothing short of extraordinary. It is a brilliant feat and one that deserves to be celebrated wholeheartedly. And to Pep Guardiola, wishing you nothing but the very best in everything that comes next. You are a once in a lifetime gaffer. You only come around once. Thank you for changing my club. Thank you for changing my life. I am forever and eternally grateful for every single moment of it.

The last 24 hours as a Manchester City fan

Sneaking this cheeky to FA cup final... @ManCity #mancity #chelsea #facup #champions #cherki #haaland #semenyo #manchestercity #pepguardiola

One of my friends from Kerala told me that if you hire a cab there and visit your relatives, the driver is also invited to dine at the same table as everyone else. Furthermore, this sense of equality extends to restaurants as well. I truly hope this is true; it is beautiful if it is, especially since we see so much classism and mistreatment of drivers, domestic helpers, and other professionals in the rest of India.

Every person who voted for BJP has, knowingly or unknowingly, contributed to the economic decline, communal division and ethical decay of our country.

@JerryOyediran My friend saved my life twice

One thing someone did for you that you can never forget?

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@99Model_Cringe Prison break

നിങ്ങളൊക്കെ ആദ്യമായിട്ട് കണ്ട വെബ് സീരീസ് ഏതാ? ഞാൻ Walking dead☺️

Warra day.....! C Joseph Vijay enum nan Chaos at work Then winded up with Devil Wears Prada 2.... In love with Anne

Rahul Gandhi has dragged India to its lowest point. Unemployment is exploding, the air and water are toxic, and people are begging for basic necessities like decent roads, affordable treatment, and proper education. We're tanking in the World Hunger Index, Happiness Index, and Press Freedom rankings, and even the ECI looks compromised. Honestly, if the BJP were in power right now, India wouldn't be in this mess. Rahul Gandhi has genuinely ruined the country.

PEAK CINEMA Moment 💥 @TVKVijayHQ

Somebody edit C Joseph Vijay enum naan with Bahubali taking oath.. Goosebumps na #TVKVijay‌ #TVKVijay‌HQ #Vijay‌

c vijay ennum naaan !! 😮 goosebumps!! Walking Aura !! @TVKVijayHQ @tvkcomrades

Stanning Dua Lipa has really never disappointed me lmaoooo

Most resilient beautiful people in the history of the fucking world

The older you get the more you realize: -The Office was amazing -complaining is unattractive -nothing feels better than feeling healthy -watching good movies isn’t a waste of time -if you’re having a bad day go to the gym -don’t get drunk or high with anyone who isn’t doing well in life -don’t hookup with a woman you wouldn’t be pumped to show off to your friends (because she’s so hot and emotionally mature it makes them want a girlfriend) -ask for the promotion -anxiety isn’t real -you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

@simonsquibb I want people to control their mind, rather mind controlling them

Let me fund a dream this weekend! What’s your dream?

@MrBeast 🤒

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

Making someone watch The Office is such a great experience. You're like, I promise I have good taste, just get through the first two seasons. I know Michael is unbearable, I’m sorry. Just stay. And then they call you when Jim and Pam get married, like this is the greatest love story ever. And you say this is the third-best love story in the show. The top two haven’t even started for you yet.