Chris Mertens

@DustinNickerson @djmauger

Looney Tunes hasn’t aged well

🎶 60 grand, 60 grand Seamus Coleman... 🎶

GIVEAWAY 🚨🦇 We are giving two lucky people a free DIGITAL code for the Deluxe Edition for #LEGOBatmanGame on May 18th All you have to do is retweet/follow and comment what your favorite LEGO Game is!

@LEGOTtNewsI Og Batman. Sunk hours into it…

Quando você come porque está triste e agora está gorda e triste:

Me tryna keep the convo going after she said "lol"

WORTH THE WATCH: his name is Azeem Banatwalla and this is one of the most creative and hilarious comedy bits you will ever hear. someone's definitely going to try and replicate it. 😭

Still one of us and a big few months ahead. Everyone at Everton is behind you, Dwight. 👊💙

This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10

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@djmauger We get it with McNeil. People saying he’s shit when he’s been our top assister for 2 years and he only played half a season last year. People can’t have nice things sometimes…

@nilsatis_ Honestly it’s mad, the timeline is full of people saying how shit he is, literally got an assist and worked his arse off

Very unpopular opinion but this Munetsi slander is ridiculous, why are we laying into our players like that, not even a senior member of the squad, not even been at the club a year. We wonder why our top players leave every year. We’re such a fickle fanbase at times #wwfc

You heard it from Reidy first – it’s only #Pepsi round here. Welcoming our new Official Soft Drinks Partner and a Founding Partner of Hill Dickinson Stadium. @Pepsi 🤝💙

@djmauger Nah you play us twice

Chose the 38 because that’s how many league games we’re going to lose this season

@lorenariot @wwhitebrickroad @AXS_UK It still didn’t work for me 😭

@wwhitebrickroad @nilsatis_ @AXS_UK Same, I just kept refreshing the page in a panic till it worked

Shocking from @AXS_UK again. Seems they’ve cleared all the people and none of the actual bots. Useless.. #mcr

@WokingCollege Phenomenal results Team Woking

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I bought a vinyl record yesterday called "Sounds Wasps make". When I got home and played it, I said to myself, “This doesn't sound anything like wasps." Then I realised, I was playing the bee side..

Phillies debut the “Coldplay Kiss Cam”. Wait for it…