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@CJTS7006 @drhc90 @Kstadt61 @KLoeffler Believing the election is fraudulent is like believing the earth is flat. If you reject all the available evidence, I’m not required to fly you to the moon so you can see it from space. Believe as you like, we have round-earth things to do

When they can’t give iv in your arms, they start using your fingers

@KidsrfirstNet i have to try & relearn to walk - again. but what the hell. third time is charmed.

@nitagale That’s terrible news. No words…

my legs no longer work. i’m out of the hospital. (for now) but had to be put on a backboard & carried into my house by firemen. My bff is here. My legs are dead but my ❤️ is full.

@Chris2fer8091 @SteveGuest More reductive than deductive, I’ll update your list to include critical thinking.

I transcribed what Joe Biden just said perfectly. Joe Biden: "I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trueinize3fdsgferniendepressure."

@MysterySolvent Jailbait Jaundice

If Matt Gaetz were a new paint color, what would it be called?

If you’re a Democrat who is glad that reporters just revealed Trump is having “a meltdown in Mar-a-Lago” right now because the January 6 Committee is weighing a “criminal referral” against him, please RT & follow our account to be immediately notified when we tweet breaking news!

@mtgreenee @RepSwalwell @GOPLeader @HouseGOP The NRA, Maria Butina And Trump npr.org/2019/04/27/717…

You know what we won’t be ignoring @RepSwalwell? Your sexual relationship with a CCP spy and your committee assignments. @GOPLeader, @HouseGOP, none of us forgot. Didn’t she do fundraising for you? How many times was she in your Congressional offices? What did you tell her?

Refers to her political opponents as "termites" and describes a duly elected government as the "regime currently controlling America." This is a member of Congress. What would you say if you saw it in another country?

A nurse should not pay more in federal taxes than Amazon owner Jeff Bezos, who is worth $195 billion.

@MELANIATRUMP Ben Carson wouldn’t recognize an ethic if it spat upon him vox.com/policy-and-pol…

Dr. Ben Carson’s Why America Matters book teaches children the story of our great Nation. Instilling a love of reading from a young age fosters lifelong learning. Thank you for the wonderful Christmas gift that you have sent to foster care children! #BeBest #FosteringTheFuture

The poverty thresholds are based on 3x the 1965 economy food plan — the cheapest of 4 food plans developed by the Department of Agriculture & meant for temporary aid. Home costs, meanwhile, has increased 113% & rent has increased 8.86% annually since 1980 & outpaces inflation

Stephen Colbert: on Jan 6 people were calling Jared Kushner to convince Trump to stop the insurrection, but Kushner did nothing. The only thing neccessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to call Jared Kushner.

What he said

If your unvaccinated and over 50, the mortality is 5%. If you're unvaccinated and over 65, it's 10% and climbing. Vaccination reduces that to < 1%