Nick Hawkswell

@Dan_Wikberg Right, I’m done now 😭

Love this. What a photo.

@malprin @AmazonUK @HarperCollinsUK @HarperNonFic Absolutely loved the audio book, listened to it twice! Is the new chapter only available in the new paperback? 😢

🎉 Publication Day 👏 The paperback edition is out today It includes the brand-new final chapter 👀 Available @AmazonUK and all good bookshops #NotTheSameWithoutYOU #PaulOGrady @HarperCollinsUK @HarperNonFic

Pick a note, any note #Eurovisión2026 #germany

🚨🎙️ Jamie Carragher on Arne Slot after Liverpool’s 4-2 loss to Aston Villa “I’ve been saying this for weeks now — I don’t see this club progressing with Arne Slot in charge. Absolutely shocking again tonight. Slot has to take the blame for that performance. No fight, no intensity, no plan — we’ve just been bullied at Villa Park. That’s not Liverpool. The players looked lost out there, and the tactics were all wrong. If Liverpool are serious about getting back to where we belong, competing at the very top, then they have to act now. Xabi Alonso is there for the taking if Chelsea are sorting a deal. Hijack it. Go and get him. He’s a Liverpool man, he gets the club, he wins trophies. Because next season, you simply cannot play like this again. This isn’t Klopp’s Liverpool — it’s not even close. Sort it out, or the fans won’t stand for it.”

@AnfieldSector @Dan_Wikberg 🫠

Arne Slot: “We have conceded far too many goals, but we didn't score enough goals. But two away at Villa Park is not bad."

@elonmusk @yunta_tsai Is that the entire USA on fire in the background? 🫠

@yunta_tsai Yeah

One day.

@s8mb @tomhfh They say most politicians are failed actors. You can see this at about the 40 second mark…

Many problems with the immigration system would be solved if we required immigrants to be net fiscal contributors, giving visas on that basis, and sending home people who were not. "Half of all migrant children currently live in poverty" is a terrible indictment of who the system is selecting and allowing to remain here.

@Nigel_Farage Awe where’s @NadineDorries ? Is she still being tranquillised, sleeping with her photo of @BorisJohnson?

Our latest TV broadcast introduces the first 4 members of Reform’s Shadow Cabinet. 📺

@MattChorley Matt… the LAUGH on the woman you’ve currently got on. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE… It’s awful! It’s so grating! Love the show though…

What’s the naughtiest thing Shabana Mahmood has ever done? 🎧pod.fo/e/381c08

“Did somebody say: ‘Downing Streeting’”👀

@BBCNewsnight @MattChorley Is @montie affected or is he just British? #GosfordPark or is he just under sedation?

"The conversations began before the Tory Party conference." Tim Montgomerie, Reform UK supporter, tells @mattchorley when Robert Jenrick began talking about defecting to Reform from the Conservative party. #Newsnight

@UKLabour Why are you “only just getting started” when you’re nearly two years in? 🤡🤡🤡

And we’re only just getting started.

Labour is the party of working people. Always have been. Always will be.

@elonmusk What a pair of turds 💩

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Rule Britannia 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@piersmorgan Yeah, Martinelli is a scumbag who potentially made a serious injury to a Liverpool player even worse. But yeah, 6 points clear, happy days lads

Poor, oddly listless performance by Arsenal. Worried about Gyokeres, who doesn’t even look like scoring, and didn’t like what Martinelli did to Bradley at the end. But I’ll take the point, and happy to be 6pts clear at the top.

@TheAnfieldTalk So… has he lost the dressing room?

@malprin I sure will do! #NotTheSameWithoutYou

@njhawkswell Yes, let me know what you think 🎧 #NotTheSameWithoutYOU

Favour time If you have ordered the book, please post a selfie with your copy when it arrives, and use the hashtag below so I can see it! Thank you 🙏 After all, it’s… #NotTheSameWithoutYOU 📕

@BenHindley @LFCUSA Man, I’m done.

@LFCUSA Everyone else certainly will

You never forget your first. Congrats Milos! 👏

I can’t think of a better GIF for you to enjoy this fine Sunday afternoon….😮‍💨

@Dan_Wikberg I have alcohol wipes and a plaster ready

Red.