Julius Byamukama Nkora

She's Hannah Nowe Wonder, a very young talented creature. So eloquent and articulate whenever she gives a speech.

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

My wife deserves a lifetime achievement award for believing in me before my life made any logical sense. 😂 When we started dating, I had: No school lunch One pair of shoes whose soles had been repaired so many times even the cobbler knew me personally No pocket money for tuckshop flexing A future that looked like an unfinished group assignment Her family tried to rescue her from me. 😭 Someone even attempted a tactical substitution by introducing her to a guy with a car. Meanwhile I was out there with slippers now secured by wire😀😀 But this woman still chose me. No money. No flashy prospects. No evidence. Just vibes, struggle and potential. 😂 Never forget the girl who loved you before life became soft. Some people join the movie after the happy ending. Others were there when the script still looked hopeless. I hold this woman very tightly. ❤️

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Bodyguard to South Sudan's president has his suit torn as he tries to shield his boss!!

Message to All Members of Parliament and Members of the Outgoing Cabinet Who Subscribe to the Patriotic League of Uganda (PLU) The guidance and directives of Chairman General @mkainerugaba remain central to the unity and direction of our movement. As disciplined patriots, we are expected to uphold unwavering loyalty, respect, and full commitment to the vision and principles he articulates as our leader. The Patriotic League of Uganda stands firmly on the values of patriotism, discipline, accountability, national unity, and dedicated service to the Republic of Uganda. In this regard, all members and supporters are urged to remain focused, coordinated, and consistently aligned with the collective guidance and strategic direction of the leadership. Any conduct or posture that undermines, contradicts, or deliberately distances itself from the shared direction, discipline, and code of conduct of PLU is inconsistent with the spirit and cohesion of the movement. “As for everyone, be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established.” Romans 13:1 Barugahara Balaam Ateenyi Patriotic Officer 006 National Vice Chairperson (W)

But the constitution is saying 2024 😳. Can someone explain why?

This clip never gets old! It has me laughing all the time 🤣

At this rate, Natasha has more time for the dad than the husband.

@ezekiel_arol Ask Gaddaffi. This is what happened to his bodyguards when he came to Uganda in 2010

That Ugandan security officer who tore President Salva Kiir’s Security officer clothes must be arrested immediately. Because he is a disgrace to Ugandan security services. Here is a thing: I have never seen foreign security officers so close to the president of a certain country like this before. This is a security breach. Can we do the same to Museveni when he visits South Sudan and Ugandan security officers accept it safe? Pathetic and disorganized Ugandan protocols!

@AKasingye Afande,even these ones are married. Kenzo is just embarrassing himself. He must know his level. Protocol is not sexually transmitted.

Museveni begins seventh term at 81 bit.ly/4dDnuac #MonitorUpdates

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“I shall faithfully exercise the functions of the President of Uganda and shall uphold, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution and observe the laws of Uganda and promote the welfare of the people of Uganda,” Yoweri Kaguta Museveni takes the Oath of Presidency at Kololo Ceremonial Grounds, officially marking the start of his 7th term in office. #NTVNews #M7SwearsIn2026 #MuseveniAt40

@KagutaMuseveni Swearing on switched results 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣on bobi wine victory 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that’s why Uganda is in silent instead of celebrating just quiet people are bought 50k each to attend and his Rwandese people were he came from to represent him 🤣🤣🤣

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𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐀𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚: A video of Rwanda’s President @PaulKagame is circulating ahead of President @KagutaMuseveni’s inauguration, where several regional leaders connected to the controversy are expected to attend. In the video, Kagame makes explosive claims about the origins of the M23 rebellion, directly questions the legitimacy of President Félix Tshisekedi’s rise to power and references the hidden political struggles shaping the Great Lakes region. The Rwandan leader alleges that the M23 rebellion “started in Uganda,” questioning why Uganda has never faced the same scrutiny or international pressure directed at Rwanda. “You cannot blame us for the start of this conflict, because everybody knows where this conflict started from and by whom,” Kagame declared. “This M23, I have said it before, came from Uganda. They did not come from here. Why was it not made Uganda’s problem?” Kagame also attacked Tshisekedi’s rise to power, alleging that the Congolese president @FelixUdps did not genuinely win office but was instead installed through a behind-the-scenes political arrangement witnessed by several African heads of state. Kagame referenced former Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta, Egyptian President @AlsisiOfficial, and South African President @CyrilRamaphosa as leaders he claimed could affirm his account of negotiations surrounding the Congolese transition of power. “You know how the current president came to be president?” Kagame asked. “He was just called to the office and this man thought he was making a good deal and they handed him power.” The remarks come at a sensitive moment for the region as tensions over eastern Congo continue to deepen amid diplomatic strain, competing accusations, and growing international scrutiny surrounding the conflict.

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