Nay

I know people have said versions of this before, but it’s genuinely so insane that we watch corruption unfold in real time, officials caught in scandals, money disappearing, investigations quietly “closed,” victims never getting justice, and then we all just set our alarms for 7 a.m. and clock in like none of it happened. We read the headlines on our lunch break. We rage scroll. We send each other links. And then we go back to spreadsheets and customer service voices and pretending everything is stable while the people in charge keep failing us. It feels dystopian that the bar is in hell and we’re still expected to smile, be productive, pay taxes, and act like this is normal civic life. How are we not collectively screaming? How did survival mode become the default setting? Some days it really does feel like you’re losing your mind for noticing that something is deeply wrong. But you’re not crazy for being overwhelmed. It’s exhausting to care in a world that keeps proving it doesn’t. We’re not dramatic. We’re just tired of pretending this is fine.

I feel like if you can’t afford to save a minimum 10%, you probably shouldn’t be getting a mortgage.

@CristianoXtra_ Fuck it off

🚨 BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo is in talks with Manchester United for a possible return to Old Trafford. Ongoing contacts between MUFC and CR7's entourage. He's willing to cut his huge wages to join his boyhood club. The club believes his issue was only with Erik ten Hag, not the club itself, despite the Piers Morgan interview revealing internal club matters. If all goes as planned, Ronaldo will join MUFC upon leaving Al Nassr. More to follow soon! 👀 [

They just don't get it, do they? It would have been one thing had they been criticizing Martinez's performances. They weren't criticizing that. They were mocking his height. They were talking stuff about Haaland picking him up like a toddler and running with him or throwing him into the net. Don't they see how that crosses a line and how disrespectful that was? Imagine it is 1995 and a former Utd player had just said, "That Scholes kid better have some other job lined up. He cannot even breathe properly; how will he be able to run? Tony Adams is going to pick him up and throw him into the net." That's below the belt, and you don't do that to another player, let alone a player of the team you claimed to support. Alan Hansen wasn't a former Utd player, and he wasn't singling out individual players for their physical shortcomings either. There is a space for constructive criticism, of course, but what they are doing is punching down on another player, and it's just not acceptable. They will now, of course, be hate-watching Martinez for the rest of the season and jump on him the moment he has a bad game. Pathetic

nightclubs feel like a total waste of time and money... spending hours in lines, paying way too much for drinks, and shouting over loud music just to dance for a few minutes. as an adult, you start realizing your energy, your money, and your mental space are far too valuable to throw away on experiences that leave you feeling drained rather than fulfilled

Bring Kobbie on and the game turns around

@S_Lammens01 Are you Schmeichel in disguise 🇾🇪🇾🇪

@BBCSport Just fold the club, nobody's arsed anymore

Man Utd are reportedly considering Graham Potter as a surprise replacement should Ruben Amorim leave 👀 #MUFC

@The_HoodedClaw @ImmanuelOloo @SibsMUFC Not too sure who believes that, Internet fanboys maybe but the match going fans I speak with seem to echo the same points I'm raising 🤷🏽‍♂️

Garnacho fully deserved the hostile reception he got today. Very few of our ex players get that. Most are welcomed back. Tbf to Di Maria & Tevez they both thrived on the hate. I don’t think Garnacho would have and that’s partly why his manager chose not to bring him on.

@Liam_J20 Once the go to place 🤦🏽‍♂️

The downfall of the tollgate should be studied.

@Steveyp11 @Sacha_Lord £6.85 cheapest in my local 🤦🏽‍♂️

@Sacha_Lord £7.20 a pint in Knutsford .

The British pub is dying. We're losing 8 pubs a week. 200 in the last six months. 209 demolished or converted for other use. Lost 2283 since 2020. A pub is more than just a pint, its the heart of the community. A place where friendships are made, where tales are told. PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PUB.

@SI92RFC @FootyAccums Come off it fella. By far the worst United team anybody has ever seen and you still can't beat us. Infact, putting the 1-0 pre season match from 1995 aside, have your lot ever beat us in a competitive game?

@FootyAccums £120million for a wolves player and a Brentford player. Behave yourself.

Rival fans will try to deny it but IF Man United do complete a deal for Mbeumo, they have made two top class additions to their starting XI. 24/25 Cunha PL stats: 15 goals & 6 assists 24/25 Mbeumo PL stats: 20 goals & 7 assists. Two Premier League proven stars for Amorim! 🌟

@jxcobmufc Proper weirdos footballers now a days aren't they 😂

😂😂😂😂 call it off

@FabrizioRomano Nobody wants him 😂

🚨❌ Main issue for Jadon Sancho was salary as Chelsea didn’t want to match his current salary at Manchester United. After negotiations, deal off and Sancho back to United from end of June… ready for new move.

Qatar in 👊🏻👊🏻 Empty old Trafford 👊🏻👊🏻

@JoshMUFC951 @JH_37_ Some trip that mate 😂 enjoy!

@JH_37_ Fucking right

@mcfcman66 Always the case, Lee. The most laughable fans are the ones who gloat about their teams success/ rivals performance yet they live 20 minutes from their teams stadium and have been once in 10+ years. Keep doing you 👍👍

Left at 7am - home at 11pm £70 ticket £150 in train and taxi £100 in food and drink 30th trip in 15 years, it’s not exciting anymore to go to Wembley, it’s a drag Why do numpties that don’t pay to go to matches comment on people that have to pay to go to matches? #mcfc