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intro to this account :) i made this account so that i could post abt my fanfics w/out irls lol multifandom and nsfw find me elsewhere! ao3: @ no_iphone67 (kudos r always appreciated) tumblr: @ no-iphone67 feel free to dm, id love to b friends :)

and i want you to know me AND my friends don’t use ai for shit. not writing, not editing, not a single spell check. ai is the destruction of creativity (and the earth) and WE are creatives!! YES be vigilant about what youre consuming, but DONT rely on an imperfect data reader!!

@_vividblossom fantastic news!!!

yes and i WILL have the next chapter of atapad this weekend inshallah and then we’ll be back on schedule thank you all for being so understanding 🤧

@minrozanov like AI wishes it could come up with something as brilliant as drawn dick pic sent in the mail

using an AI detector (a deeply flawed technology btw) to suggest that a relatively low-text epistolary format fic where the imprisoned main character traces his dick outline and sends it via postal mail didn’t come from a human brain and fingers is really something

sun showers made a rainbow :)))

the brazilian covers of heated rivalry and the long game are so dear to me 🥺

hollanov wip 😌

@t4thollanov hell yeah

what’s in my bag! (from someone who does not like carrying a bag !!) ☺️

you’re kidding, this is so good!!

@cherryagust i hate it!!! he’s literally obsessed with making this the worst app ever

@wolfbirbs see i have done some more research and i believe i may make a contribution to the scientific community soon. all in the pursuit of encouraging scientific literacy of course

@no_iphone67 i'm interested in this situation. science literacy is very important to me, you see

where did all of you come from 😭😭

@yellobabyyy LMAO apparently!!!

@no_iphone67 you opened up (pun not intended) a whole new world for hollanov whump writers lmfao

@blush_lemonade wait that’s so funny!! i’d never heard of it before

@no_iphone67 I literally heard about it in a fic #workskin" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">archiveofourown.org/works/82186826…

shane hollander i am going to put you in a situation

@milkiestclouds i absolutely love sickfics!! i’m going to start this one soon!!!

@no_iphone67 im so excited sickfic hollanov...

@glossrated you’re cooking….

@no_iphone67 so what if it's this at the same time as subdrop and so he dismisses it but it won't go away... post Vegas perhaps so he refuses to talk to Ilya about it...

@Babyp1cklez i’d never seen his videos before but i’ve been watching them since i found this one and he’s super educational!! i like his vids!!

@no_iphone67 Off topic but doctor Josh is my new favorite gay urologist and sexual health expert

unfortunately i am employed and also separately i do not use AI, so it might take me a minute to actually get to it lmaooo but trust!! it will come at some point

also i have heard the people’s case and i will open the google doc soon…

i have a pic of me at terrible influence on my hinge and if you don’t know dnp or terrible influence, it just looks like i’m at a show, but a girl who matched with me 3 months ago+asked abt that pic messaged me again to ask if i’m going to hard launch funny as fuck tbh