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Matt Noble

@noblematt

@lakahq Product Designer — @OCTAVEracing Founder — Kit.Simple Illustrator — #Brewleur Organiser

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Matt Noble@noblematt·
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Matt Noble@noblematt·
Any chance you’re either a) over reacting or b) an agent of a hidden agenda?
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According to chat GPT about 124,000 passenger trains run per week in the UK. There’s a single, currently non-terroristic, lone wolf attack and apparently trains are no longer safe and the government is solely to blame.
The Jackal…@ToonDazza

My daughter, like thousands of other children - has to catch the train to get to college and back tomorrow. Under @Keir_Starmer and @UKLabour that’s now not a safe way to travel incase some fuckin Allahu Akbar shouting cunt starts stabbing everyone. Civil war.

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Mukhtar
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·
Fair play to this guy. He's absolutely spot. This is the Britain I love and know.
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Matt Noble@noblematt·
US politics has officially landed. The evolved form of lying Boris Johnson has returned to the land it was born from. Down we must go with the ship.
Farrukh@implausibleblog

Susanna Reid, "Reform UK described Lucy Connelly as Britain's favourite political prisoner. She is of course somebody who pled guilty to a charge" Richard Tice, "Due to bad advice that she received from the judicial system" Susanna Reid, "Of racial hatred" Richard Tice, "She should have never pled guilty" Susanna Reid, "Of racial hatred against asylum seekers, and served time in prison as a result" Richard Tice, "Which she should not have done" Susanna Reid, "But that is our legal system" Richard Tice, "And our current Prime Minister was the director of public prosecutions who in 2013 said that the guidance should be that if someone puts out an offensive tweet, who then deletes it and shows remorse, should not be prosecuted or jailed" "But then Keir Starmer changed and became a sort of authoritarian individual, monster" Ed Balls, "What?" Richard Tice, "Who orders the judiciary to impose the harshest sentence on these people" Ed Balls, "He what?" Richard Tice, "And that's what happened" Ed Balls, "Keir Starmer told the judiciary what to do?" Richard Tice, "The PM stood up and said he wants the harshest possible sentences. That's why those sentences were handed down" Ed Balls, "They're nothing to do with the prime minister. He has no say over judges sentences" Richard Tice, "Why did Ricky Jones who did something, I think, far more offensive, live on TV, he pled not guilty and he got off. That's the way our system works" "I think Lucy and others were wrong advised, she should have pled not guilty" Susanna Reid, "She didn't, she pled guilty" Richard Tice, "Correct, and do you know what" Susanna Reid, "She served time as a result" Richard Tice, "We're not all perfect, we all make mistakes. That's the nature of life" Who hasn't accidentally called to "set fire" to hotels housing asylum seekers 🤷‍♂️

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Woke Lefty 🫣@SalfordMe2023·
Ant Middleton goes bust owing £1 million in tax & vat. Instead of paying his tax bill Mr & Mrs Middleton issued themselves £3 million directors loans which they 'settled' by paying the administrator £300k. Angela Rayner paid £40k less stamp duty than she was meant to, she's now paid in full, and provided documents showing how it happened. An accidental underpayment versus almost £4 million of self enrichment. The hypocritical right in all their wonderful glory. gov.uk/government/new…
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The London Economic@LondonEconomic·
After bleating on about flags for weeks, Farage decided to wear a GB News pin as he badmouthed the UK in the US Congress. The proud patriot strikes again!
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MLFootball@MLFootball·
TRENDING: #Browns assistant general manager Catherine Hickman has gone VIRAL for an “embarrassing” press conference. “I'd say just go back to the plan we have in place... acquiring as many valuable data points as we can,” on how they evaluate QBs. WOW 😳
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Matt Noble@noblematt·
And then in 2028 after there was the same amount of school shhotings in 2027 we can finally maybe go “hey turns out that maybe thoughts and prayers did jack shit to stop school shooting and maybe we should look at… I don’t know… stopping civilians from buying AR’s and shotguns”
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Matt Noble@noblematt·
Okay let’s try an experiment, let’s everybody for the whole of 2026 pray that there are no more school shootings, and then when there are still more school shootings for the whole of 2027 not pray for school shootings and see if there are in fact more school shootings.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Karoline Leavitt: "I saw the comments of Ms. Psaki and frankly I think they're incredibly insensitive and disrespectful to the tens of millions of Americans of faith across this country who believe in the power of prayer, who believe that prayer works."

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Irlandarra@aldamu_jo·
La Vuelta Spain Pro-Palestinian activists block today the Israeli cycling team during the time trial stage Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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Just Stop Oil@JustStop_Oil·
So you're saying if we'd sprayed stuff white and then put a red cross on it the media would have supported us? You live and learn I guess.
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