Noel Anthony Conway

I asked Buddha if he wanted to go clubbing, but he went Ohm instead... #sidesplittingsunday #LunchPun

General: Is this floating pharmacy adequate for your needs? Sergeant: Respectfully sir, we'd prefer Boots on the ground... #LunchPun

I went to see the Four Seasons in the 1980's But only Salt & Peppa turned up.

I like pretty much all of the Fellowship of the Ring, except for that dwarf Gimli... Miserable sod always has an axe to grind... #LunchPun

Gladys Kniiiiiight... The Pips, the Pips are callllling...🎶 #MondayMirth

@AndrewMac21nov That took me a few seconds 🤣

@noel360 You live in South London 🤔

Therapist: So you like cowboy cosplaying, repairing socks and blowing a whistle - are you sure this is a constructive use of your time? Me: Darn tootin' it is... #sillysaturday #LunchPun

At Chuck Norris's funeral, he'll carry the pallbearers.

An alien obsessed FBI agent has been tasered by Sophie Ellis-Bextor in the apartment of a French football legend... The singer then rang the Police to report that there was Mulder on Zidane's floor... #LunchPun

...and for those who want to discover more about canine poetry - please scan the BarkOde... #LunchPun

Them: You will leave this Aerobics class immediately or they'll be big trouble! Me: You can't make me - I've got squatters rights... #LunchPun

I hope they’ve remembered to bring their jukebox money.

@TheRealJamieKay @karl1953howman I miss the I.TCrowd too 🤣 Seriously though, great show and a fantastic theme 👏 👌

Does anyone remember this superb show starring @karl1953howman?

@AndrewMac21nov That's the spirit! 😁

After I'm gone, I hope to come back as an apparition. It's my life's ghoul. #BadJokeFriday #lunchpun

'It would appear that Candle Man is on the loose again - no doubt planning something wicked...' #LunchPun

So I started up my new washing machine. It shook, bore a huge hole in the ground and before you know it a vortex of water ruined all my furniture... Seriously, don't buy a Whirlpool... #LunchPun

Them: Your donkey is outrageously flamboyant but also extremely virtuous - he does you credit. Me: Thanks, he's my moral camp ass.... #LunchPun

Cop: We caught you holding up a bank on your own, but now you're saying some random taxi driver was the mastermind behind it all? Me: Yep, he drove me to it... #LunchPun

@KevofKnight Losing weight? Over my Dad body! 😁

Ironically, the chances of me losing weight are slim.

@BobGolen Well said Sir 👏 👌

Khamenei is dead. Can we get the fuck out of the Middle East now, please.

My 80's themed barbecue ran into trouble when I realised we had everything but the grill... #sidesplittingsunday