


Kimberley Noggle 🇺🇸🐺❤️🖤❤️🏒🇺🇸
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Dear Gen X, I’ve been watching 80s movies and I just need to know…WHERE WERE YOUR PARENTS?? Every child was just wandering the earth unsupervised like a raccoon with house keys. Riding bikes across town at midnight, fighting ghosts, investigating murders, befriending cryptids, hacking government computers for funsies… And the parents were ALWAYS “out of town” or “working late” while the only adult-adjacent supervision was some random 16-year-old who got dragged into the chaos. No cell phones. No helmets. No adult supervision. Just vibes, life lessons, and several near-death experiences. You all weren’t “raised.” You were lightly monitored feral creatures with a bike and unresolved trauma. I’m genuinely shocked there are enough of you left to populate an entire generation.


Can someone help me understand how these Leftists have INFINITE AMOUNTS OF TIME on their hands to protest?! I barely have time to go to the grocery store after work. How do they have ALL DAY to go out and protest for illegal immigrant criminals?!!!!


🚨#BREAKING: It has been revealed that David Bryan, a Wilmington NC man who has been arrested for ST*BBING A MAN TO DEATH in North Carolina yesterday... ...has been arrested a MIND-BOGGLING 31 PREVIOUS TIMES WITH 70+ CHARGES WHEN WILL THIS END?!!!!!! WAKE UP NORTH CAROLINA!!!!


I've seen a lot of people purposefully misrepresent my "the South" map. This is serious y'all. The most serious thing going on in the world. So I'm going to set y'all straight. . For those of you that say I've never been outside of the state of Alabama, I literally run a travel flight business finding cheap flights all over the world from these deep South airports @jetlaghero and I use my own product often. Just went to Italy over spring break for $500ish/round trip ticket. . Being below the Mason Dixon line makes you geographically South. But if you ain't eating corn bread, hush puppies, fried green tomato, pulled pork bbq, drinking sweet tea, and know that real football is played on Saturday.... Well you probably aren't Southern. And as far as NOLA... I love NOLA. It's a great city. But it's the birthplace of jazz music. And jazz is not Southern. I mean to me you aren't. It's pretty subjective. Y'all have at it. #Southern #usa #thesouth





