it's late 🏳️‍🌈

Where do you put the thoughts you can’t share with anyone?

@scotchwhiskyfan BlueSky. Lats

@nomaybeaboutit dont know where else to go. i got blusky but no one is there. not doing threads as i hate FB. ... where else are you ?

Why are y’all still here?

Sorry your follower count is more important than your integrity.

@Zepp_once_more Hey, doll! Every time I look in I find these. So weird.

@nomaybeaboutit Don't know But hi stranger

What is this new bullshit that keeps popping up and why do I still check here? The. Fuck.

@Mhmm_ok_sure Oh…. My heart. You must be devastated. I’m so sorry. ❤️❤️

RIP Millie Millie Moo Moo. You were the bestest of all the sweetest and silliest girls. ❤️

@DigitalKnave That was two years ago so I’m not sure what was angering me. But I’m curious!

@nomaybeaboutit Brush it off, they're not worth your time or aggravation...

Twitter is testing me tonight. TESTING

@treydayway All this time I thought it was “helpful hardware tools”. 😳

Nobody: My brain randomly: ACE is the place with the helpful hardware folks

@halladayfan32 Hi Matt! How are you?

@nomaybeaboutit hi

@Zepp_once_more Missed a spot.

@nomaybeaboutit Tries to wipe it off....... whoops

I’m guess I’m going to be a slutty bowl of pasta for Halloween because I spilled it on my white shirt and tried to wash it off.

A haunted house, but it’s a grocery store full of everyone you went to high school with.

what if they made porn that wasn’t incest themed

American Girl is the best Tom Petty song. I’ll die on this hill.

@town_dreamer It’s hard to keep a straight face when I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I used to be good at twittering…

today was the longest day ever please send pet pics

@BBrains26 Depends on the sauce.

This retrograde has totally bitch slapped me with some much needed old life lesson reminders ya’ll.

Do NOT grow up. It’s a trap