Simon McFerran

@nick_mccleery Mine has developed a penchant for the childrens nerf darts, so I feel your pain 😔

Pictorial review of my dog's behaviour today

@lankmeister66 @Ryan93324531 @BigCheds @RoastHimJim

@nick_mccleery If you grab the first available you can pick up a cancellation fairly easily. Granted it's far from ideal, but def doable.

This NI MOT system is just completely broken... can't get an MOT until September!?

@vickyallover @fesshole Outstanding

@fesshole What do you want, a plaque?

I'm tired of getting a subtle bollocking from my dentist every year and getting referred to the hygienist. Booked myself a full scale and polish elsewhere before my appointment. I was buzzing when the dentist complemented how much my brushing had improved.

The first day of #ces is coming to an end. If you didn't get around to seeing us @BelumeLiving stand 50329, check us out tomorrow!

Great people here @refreshbelfast to hear @deadlytoes share our development journey. @BelumeLiving

Our @BelumeLiving CTO Dr. Rachel Gawley @deadlytoes is chatting about Launching a Physical Tech Product in 12 Months, at @refreshbelfast tonight. The story of the journey that is belumeliving.com, def one not to miss !

Rachel Gawley’s new smart technology product, @BelumeLiving, will launch at CES in Las Vegas in January 2023. We've worked closely with Rachel and Belume Living in 2022 and can't wait to share the amazing work we've collaborated on. #design #mobileapp #ux #ui #branding

@nick_mccleery @Peter_Doggart Imagine you had kept it till 2022 , you coulda 10x that investment #CovidTax

@Peter_Doggart Pete isn't your Twingo about 7 years old? I drove a £300 V-reg Passat estate for years and years and the thing still wasn't dead when I sold it for £300 in about 2017 😂 Twingo must have plenty of life in it yet!

Time for my yearly prayer to the MOT gods. Please allow the mighty Twingo another year of driving. 🤞

@deadlytoes Get well soon 😐

@nick_mccleery I hear ya

Servicing drum brakes is one of the most miserable tasks on the planet (right up there with B5 Passat upright/top wishbone pinch bolt removal) and I do not support this.

@chrislaughlin FYI it doesn't expire as soon as it changes , I'm not sure of the exact timeframe, but the previous code will work for brief period after the new one is displayed 😜

I always wait until the google authenticator codes start flashing red before typing

@deadlytoes Veda is the greatest of all the breads.... However It should never be pre-sliced

@nick_mccleery instagram.com/thehairbus

Does anyone have any recommendations for barbers in Belfast who are both: a) competent and b) not raving mad conspiracy theorists? Seems to be a tough niche to find.

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@chrislaughlin I lol'd

Code refactor done, time to run the tests.........

New, much less cloak and dagger company website live this morning: anneal.co.uk. Also very pleased to have the wonderful @AlanKennedyTJ and @Peter_Doggart on board! Now all I need is some more professional photos of myself for these things...

@chrislaughlin You legit thought it was a tutorial…. Didn’t you ? … yea you did

Just finished binge watching Netflix's How to sell drugs online fast. Amazing dramatisation of a real life story 🤯

@chrislaughlin I nearly hear the grass growing, glorious

It's almost been 3 weeks of non stop sun and extreme temperatures. I have never been so happy to see it rain